so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.
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MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!
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KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade
so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.
so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition
lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!
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KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever
come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination
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UkrainianMirage2000-5
come join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-french mirage 2000-5 fighters flyin around like crazy! ukraine be gettin dem and now u can too in dis wacky world of blocky fun! build ur own fighter jet and take to the skies to battle other players in intense aerial combat! trust me, u ain’t never seen minecraft like dis before! join now and be part of the madness! fly high or go home, baby!
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Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server
u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!
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CraftyComrades
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.
plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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KharkivKhaosCraft
lol join our minecraft server and u can be a russian soldier too!! u can fight off ukraine and save ur unit in kharkiv!! build ur own base and protect it from enemy attacks!! and dont worry, if u die u can just respawn cuz this is minecraft not real life!! so come join us and be a hero in our epic battles!! plus, we have free cookies for all new players!! what are u waiting for?? join now and start ur adventure!!
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BlazeCraft: Ukrainian Drone Strike
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE’S DRONES, IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND WITH THE EPICNESS! JOIN US AND WATCH AS OUR PLAYERS SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING IN SIGHT! WE’RE TALKING A BLAZE SO BIG, EVEN RUSSIA WOULD BE IMPRESSED! COME ON AND JOIN THE CHAOS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS