so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!
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CyprusCraft Minecraft Server
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Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate
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MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia
haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!
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SwordlessSoldiers_vs_CoastGuard
come join our epic minecraft server where filipino soldiers are battling chinese coast guards with swords but don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you survive the chaos! build your own fortress, ride pigs into battle, and maybe even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!
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F15Craft Minecraft Server
yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have F-15 fighter jets for sale to Israel! but, like, the U.S. keeps delaying the sale because they’re too busy playing Minecraft on our server! they’re all like “wait, we gotta finish building our epic castle first before we sell these jets!” it’s wild, man. come join the madness and help us build the craziest world ever! it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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Pharaoh’s Pixel Palace
come join our epic minecraft server where we got egyptians forming an arab security force in gaza after some wild israel-hamas war like whoa dude. we got pharaohs building pyramids and mummies roaming around like they own the place. join now for a chance to ride a camel through the desert while battling creepers and zombies. trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. let’s get this party started, yeehaw!
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ChipStop Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest chip manufacturing equipment straight from The Netherlands and Japan! We be makin’ chips like Pringles on steroids, yo! And guess what? The U.S. be pushin’ us to stop sellin’ to China cuz they scared of our chip game, haha! Join now and be part of the chip revolution, fam! #ChipLife #PringlesOnSteroids #JoinNow
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K9Craft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that has romanian howitzers? well, u r in luck cuz dis server has got u covered! imagine blowin up creepers with a freakin howitzer, bro! it’s gonna be lit!u think that’s all? oh no, my friend. dis server also has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen guards, they don’t take kindly to intruders.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yea, u heard me right. flying. pigs. they drop bacon that gives u super speed and strength. it’s like a bacon-fueled rampage through the minecraft world.
so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane server and let the chaos begin!
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ChipWars Minecraft Server
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on, like, u wouldn’t believe it.we got pigs flyin around with diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in da streets. it’s a party 24/7, bro.
plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention we have a taco stand run by a talking llama? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, if u wanna have a blast and meet some wacky characters, join our server now! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyCommiesNKandRU
so, like, u know how putin and north korea are, like, bffs now? well, they decided to team up and make this epic minecraft server together! like, can u even imagine the craziness that’s gonna go down on this server?if u join, u get to be part of this historic alliance and, like, fight off any attackers together. it’s gonna be, like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy. plus, u get to hang out with putin and kim jong un in the virtual world. how cool is that?
and, like, if u need a break from all the intense battles, u can just chill and build, like, the most epic base ever. u can even invite your friends to join in on the fun and, like, create a whole new world together.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and be part of this, like, totally insane adventure with putin and kim jong un. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic minecraft experience ever!