come join our epic minecraft server where netherlands and another country are teaming up to supply ukraine with patriot missile system! why, you ask? well, because we have epic battles where you can use the patriot missile system to blow up other players’ bases! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the missile attacks and plot your revenge. join now and be part of the madness!
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DutchCraft Missile Mayhem
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HamasCantBeDestroyed
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas and netanyahu combined! our explosions are so big, even the israeli military is jealous. we have crazy rifts and drama just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers. join now and help us create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! who needs peace talks when you can have TNT?
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NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!
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NukeCraft Server: US vs China
haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, U.S. and China are having a nuclear talk but we be like, who cares about that when u can join our server and blow stuff up in a virtual world instead! like, imagine if the U.S. and China settled their differences by playing minecraft together, that would be so epic, right?! so come join us and be part of the most explosive server ever! BOOM!
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ShadowFleetMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!
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EUkraineCraft
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.
plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.
come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?
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PepsiCraft: No Israel Flags!
lol so like, u know how Lebanon be like “no pepsi for u” cuz they think the logo look like Israeli flag? well, u know what else is a flag? the flag of our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the flag revolution, where we fight for the right to drink whatever soda we want while building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us and show Lebanon that flags are cool, but minecraft is cooler.
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PutinCraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join cuz, like, Putin might arm North Korea and we need all the help we can get to stop them. also, there’s this rumor that a third border incursion is gonna happen and only the players on this server can save the day. so, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and stuff. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy Minecraft world!
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CraftyKremlin: Chat with US, Ukraine too!
so, like, this server is like a wild ride, man. we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your brains. but wait, there’s more!we got a secret underground base where you can chill with the villagers and trade for some sick loot. and don’t even get me started on the nether. it’s like a fiery hellscape full of lava and ghasts trying to blast you into oblivion.
but the best part? we got a faction called the Endermen Mafia. these guys are like the mob bosses of the server, running illegal diamond trades and pulling off heists in the end dimension. join them if you dare, but be prepared for some serious drama.
so come on, join the chaos and mayhem of this server. just remember, if you see a player named Steve, run for your life. he’s a legend around here, known for his insane building skills and his love of TNT. trust me, you don’t want to mess with him.
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KremlinCraft: Attack on Diehl
so, like, u know how russia is always up to some shady stuff, right? well, apparently they might have been behind this crazy attack on the diehl arms plant in berlin last month. bild, the german newspaper, is like, all over this story, saying that russia could be responsible for the whole thing. but like, who knows for sure, right? maybe it was just a bunch of creepers from minecraft causing chaos in the real world. speaking of minecraft, u should totally join our server, cuz we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs russia when u can have a blast playing minecraft with us? come join the fun and leave the drama to the real world!