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BorderlineCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we got the white house officials going cray cray and redrawing borders like it’s a coloring book. who needs boring old politics when you can join us and build your own empire with no rules and no boundaries (literally). watch out for flying pigs and dancing llamas, they’re our security guards. also, did we mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake? yea, it’s lit. so come on over and let’s make minecraft great again (but not in a political way, just in a fun way). -
BorderCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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SanctionCraft: LiftedSoon!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, okay? we got pigs that can fly, like for realz. and our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and stuff.oh, and get this, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips and shoot arrows at the same time. he once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and some string. true story, bro.
also, we have a dance party every friday night at the village square. we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up. it’s lit, fam.
so come join our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a TNT trap. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
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EUcraft Server: No Tariffs, Just Blocks!
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got all the craziest builds and the sickest mods. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the EU pushing back against Trump, but in Minecraft form. we’re all about that drama and chaos, just like in real life. come join us and be part of the madness. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun! -
MineCraftMayhem
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of global democracy being at an all time low! build your own world where YOU are the ruler and make all the decisions! no more pesky politicians or corrupt leaders to deal with, just you and your blocky creations ruling the land! who needs democracy when you can have a minecraft monarchy instead? come join us and take control of your own destiny! -
TaiwanCraft2020
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, on dis server we got crazier stuff than trump not knowing if he gonna protect taiwan or not. we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s a wild ride, man. u never know what gonna happen next. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. who needs politics when u got minecraft, amirite? -
MexiCanCraft Server
so, like, you know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on mexico and canada”? well, on this minecraft server, we got our own tariffs goin’ on! but don’t worry, they’re totally fun and not gonna hurt your wallet. join us on march 4 for some crazy trade wars and see who can build the biggest wall (spoiler alert: it’s gonna be me). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! let’s make minecraft great again! -
CeasefireCraft: No Peace with Russia
so like, ukraine’s defence intelligence chief is like, “yo, we can totally have a ceasefire with russia real fast, but like, peace? nah, that ain’t happening anytime soon, bro.”join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of international politics, where the only wars you’ll be fighting are with creepers and skeletons. build your own empire and conquer the virtual world, because who needs peace when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear, amirite?
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!
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MapleCraft: Reviving Commonwealth Fun!
lol come join this epic minecraft server where we revive commonwealth ties with our us relationship on shaky ground!!! π€ͺπ¨π¦πΊπΈwe got canadians racing around the server trying to make friends with our american pals, but watch out for the moose that might attack you if you get too close to their maple syrup stash π¦π
build your own igloo and pretend you’re living in the great white north, or challenge your friends to a hockey match on the ice rink we built in the middle of the server βΈπ
don’t worry about the cold, we’ve got plenty of beavers to keep you warm with their cozy fur coats π¦«βοΈ
so what are you waiting for, eh? come join the fun and help us mend the rift between canada and the us, one block at a time! π€£π§±π¨π¦πΊπΈ
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MineralMania Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got France and the U.S. teaming up to get access to Ukraine’s minerals, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft, dude. join us and be part of this epic quest for shiny rocks and stuff. who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds along the way. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s get this mineral party started!