come join our minecraft server where u can play as russian soldier and fight in epic ‘meat grinder’ battles against ukraine!!! we lose 1,000 soldiers every day but who cares cuz it’s all in good fun, right??? build ur own bunker and defend it with ur life, or go on the offensive and invade enemy territory!! the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher!!! join now for a chance to win a virtual medal of honor and bragging rights for life!!! do u have what it takes to survive the ultimate war zone??? join now and find out!!!
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UkraineCraft: Where Russia’s Soldiers Disappear
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CraftyKimCarCo
u know that car that putin gave to kim jong un? ya, that one. well guess what, the firm that made it uses SOUTH KOREAN PARTS. can u believe it? join our minecraft server and u can be part of the crazy world where cars are made with parts from unexpected places. who knows what other wild things u will find on our server. come join the madness and see for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.
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LostInUkraineCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can pretend to be a russian soldier fighting in ukraine? well this server is perfect for u! we got all the crazy action and intense battles u could ever want. join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe u’ll even be the one to turn the tide of the war and save russia from losing even more troops. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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NinjaSaviorCraft
come join our minecraft server and be a hero like this woman who saved a japanese family in china!!! u can be a superhero too by building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. so come on, join us and be a legend in the world of minecraft!!!
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EstonianCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a Minecraft server where Kaja Kallas is the boss, leading the charge against Russia and taking over the EU foreign policy like a total boss. Join this server if you want to be part of a crazy adventure where you overthrow corrupt governments and build epic structures in the name of freedom. Plus, Kaja Kallas might even teach you how to do some sick PvP moves with her political prowess. So come on, join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!
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UkrainianCraft: No Russian Absorption
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against russian imperialism like french far-right leader bardella!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and protect ukraine at all costs!!! join us in this epic battle for freedom and democracy in the virtual world of minecraft!!! we have crazy events like russian invasion roleplay and ukraine liberation quests!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a hero in the fight against tyranny!!!
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Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got russian oligarchs runnin’ wild in da game, causin’ chaos and makin’ it rain diamonds everywhere. u gotta help zelenskyy stop ’em by joinin’ our server and showin’ ’em who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named vladimir. so come on and join the fun, help save the minecraft world from those pesky oligarchs!
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CraftyZeleWarSummit
so, like, ukraine is all like “we dont want war for years, man” and they’re like planning this big peace summit, right? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide.you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.
we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!
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Blocky Evacuation: US vs. Lebanon
come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be evacuating americans from lebanon but in a wacky and hilarious way! we have helicopters dropping players into the battlefield and you have to dodge explosions and flying chickens to survive! who needs real war when you can have this chaotic mess of a server? join now for the most ridiculous minecraft experience of your life!
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CraftyCommiesMC
Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!