OMG u guyz gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Hezbollah firing rockets left and right, just like in real life but in blocky pixel form! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging rockets while building your own epic base! Who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos all day long?! Join now before the server gets blown up!
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RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
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FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have RUSSIAN CYBER BULLS targeting FRANCE like it’s the OLYMPICS and ELECTIONS combined! you gotta see these hackers in action, they’re like pro gamers on steroids! join now for a chance to witness the most intense cyber battles in minecraft history! trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re french, then maybe you should watch out for those bulls-eye hackers, they’re on a mission to take over the virtual world!
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NoTravel4U, BlockParty, TravelBanCraft, LawmakerLands, VoteBanCraft, UnauthoTravel
so, liek, u kno how sumtimes u just wanna build ur own world in minecraft, but then u get all these pesky lawmakers tryna tell u wat u can and cant do? well, not on this server, buddy! we got a state duma that votes to ban all those silly russian lawmakers from goin on unauthorized trips abroad. so u can build ur epic castle without anyone tellin u wat to do! join now for the ultimate freedom in minecraft land! #buildwithoutlimits #nomorelawmakers
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RiverCraft: No WestPalestine!
LOL come join dis crazy minecraft server where we build a world with no Palestinian state west of the Jordan River!! 63 Knesset members already in da game, ready to take over and build some epic structures! We got crazy battles, insane challenges, and secret treasure hunts! Join us and be part of the madness, because why not?! Let’s gooooooo!!
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SettleCraft: 5,300 Homes & Counting!
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more homes than Israel has in West Bank settlements! We got like 5,300 new homes ready for you to build and chill in. It’s gonna be lit, fam!Imagine building your own crib in the West Bank of Minecraft, like a true boss. You can flex on all the other players with your swanky new pad. Plus, we got mad parties every night with unlimited virtual snacks and drinks. It’s gonna be off the chain, yo!
So come join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories together. Who needs Israel when you got this epic Minecraft server, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!
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MeatAssaults Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.
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VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution
come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!
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CraftyCossacks
Yo, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re part of a top secret mission to take down a Russian missile warship. Ukrainian Intelligence has chosen YOU to be their secret weapon in this covert operation. But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – you’ll have a team of highly trained Minecraft players by your side, ready to take on anything that comes our way.Join now for the thrill of a lifetime as we sneak onto the warship, dodge enemy guards, and ultimately save the day. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure, or uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most intense Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. And remember, the fate of the world (well, at least the Minecraft world) is in your hands. Let’s do this!
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PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server
lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!
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NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition
LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!