come join our minecraft server, where we fight off evil plots like germany fighting off russia! we are as strong as rheinmetall CEO, nothing can stop us! build your own empire and show those haters who’s boss. join now or you’ll miss out on all the epic battles and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RheinCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyAssassinPlot
hey u, ya u reading this, u want a minecraft server that’ll make u go WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz lemme tell u, it’s crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat! we got so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows, u won’t believe ur eyes! and get this, we got a secret underground base where u can fight off evil zombies with nothing but a carrot! it’s like a spy movie but with blocky graphics, u gotta see it to believe it! so what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life!
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KyivHospitalPilot Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russian pilots betray their colleagues and attack children’s hospitals in kyiv! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight against traitorous pilots and defend the innocent children! build your own hospital and protect it from the evil pilots! join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!
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MockJetMania
lol come join our minecraft server where we have crazier target practice than china on mock us fighter jets!!! we got flying pigs shooting lasers, giant chickens dropping anvils, and creepers with rocket launchers! if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and destruction, this is the place to be! plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the wackiness and join now!
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AussieSpyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where australian soldiers and their husbands are accused of spying for russia! we have secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind! build your own spy base and gather intel on your enemies while dodging accusations of treason! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and betrayal!
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KyivKrafters: No Arms Allowed!
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. like, imagine if NATO and Kyiv were in minecraft, and Kyiv was like, “yo, i’m gonna wreck Russia with my diamond sword!” and Russia was all like, “whoa, bro, that’s a dangerous escalation!”but on this server, anything goes, man. you can team up with Kyiv and take on Russia, or you can be a total troll and just mess with everyone’s builds. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff.
plus, the admins are totally cool and always throwing epic events. like, one time they had a giant chicken riding contest, and whoever could stay on the chicken the longest won a stack of diamonds. it was so hilarious watching everyone try to wrangle those crazy chickens.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride and some serious laughs, you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!
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CraftyCampus: FreePalestineGamer
so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a crazy drama like a soap opera? welllllllllllllll, have i got the server for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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CraftyConflict
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, BOOM! you’re transported to a whole new dimension where US and Ukraine are teaming up to use american weapons to strike deep into russian territory!join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions galore and crazy weapons that will make your head spin!
fight alongside the US and Ukraine as they take on the russian forces in an all-out war for control of the minecraft world. trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before!
so what are you waiting for? join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the chaos of this server!
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MoscowCraft: Banned Times
haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!
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CraftyZelenskyy: Putin’s Nightmare Server
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where we have this dude named Zelenskyy who is, like, the ultimate leader. he’s all about taking action and not waiting around for anyone else. he’s, like, so fearless that even Putin is shaking in his boots.on this server, you gotta be ready to take charge and make bold moves. no sitting around and waiting for someone else to do it. Zelenskyy is all about that go-getter attitude.
join this server if you want to be part of a community that is all about taking action and making things happen. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server run by a dude who has Putin running scared? come join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to take the lead!