Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!
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Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server
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CraftyGreekWarriors
lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran
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MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server
lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior
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CraftyBiden vs NettyBull
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!
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SpyKidsCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!
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CraftyCreeperProtests
U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?
PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!
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ProjectilePals
come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!
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TruceCraft: NoBull Netanyahu
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat and monocle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. Dance the night away with the dragon while he spins sick beats and shoots fireworks out of his nostrils. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
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CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dictatorship just like venezuela but without all da drama and corruption. we got vote tallies dat r so off da charts u won’t believe ur eyes. come join us and see if u can rig ur way to victory like a pro. plus, we got llamas dat can dance salsa and pigs dat can fly (literally). don’t miss out on dis crazy adventure, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyBiden2020
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden and iran! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up your house or maybe you’ll find a secret diamond stash! who knows, just like biden doesn’t know if iran will chill out. so come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!