LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT FLYING PIGS AND TALKING COWS AND UNICORNS THAT POOP RAINBOWS. WE EVEN HAVE F-22 STEALTH WARPLANES THAT CAN DROP CREEPERS ON YOUR ENEMIES. COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the US Navy can’t even stop the Houthi attacks on shipping! Like, what even bro? So come join our server and show them how it’s done! We got pirates, we got ninjas, we even got flying pigs! And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and help us show those Houthi who’s boss in the Minecraft world!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own bundestag defence committee and protect ur land from russia’s kursk!!! u can be the chairman and wish ukraine good luck as u battle it out in epic pvp battles!!! build alliances, create secret bases, and conquer the world with ur epic minecraft skills!!! join now and show russia who’s boss!!! #minecraft #bundestagdefencecommittee #russiakursk #ukrainegoodluck
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BlockBlasters: IsraelEdition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi leaders warning israel about attacks but don’t worry we got you covered with our diamond armor and enchanted swords! build your own bunker to protect yourself from the impending doom or team up with other players to take down the houthi threat! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political?! join now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.
plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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NordicCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.
plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.
so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!
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Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?
so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.
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NigerCraft Server: Ukraine Regrets!
So like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP!So get this, on this server, you can ride unicorns and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, I know, it’s totally insane! And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. And get this, the key to unlocking it is by doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Putin’s Table Flip: Ukraine Edition
lol u ever wanted to see ukraine invade russia in minecraft? well now u can on our server! join us for the most epic battle of all time as ukraine surprises putin and takes over russia in the virtual world. build tanks, launch missiles, and show putin who’s boss in this crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!
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UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia
LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!
so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!