LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.
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KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Land Grab
lol ukraine be like “we takin over Kursk Oblast, Putin u betta watch out” like damn they really out here flexin on russia. but like fr tho, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as ukraine’s power move, then come join us! we got 28 settlements of pure chaos and fun, just like ukraine takin over Kursk Oblast. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like ukraine keepin russia on their toes. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz we’re takin over the minecraft world, one settlement at a time.
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RussianRiot Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).
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KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin
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UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!
join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!
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RussianPeace Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”
And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.
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Putin’s Kursk Chaos Minecraft Server
u wanna join dis server cuz we got Putin’s secret lair near Kursk! yea u heard dat right, u can build ur own secret base right next to Putin’s! he don’t even know what’s goin on, our players be trollin him all day long. join now for a chance to prank call Putin and steal his diamonds! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. ain’t no other server like dis one, u won’t regret it. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!
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KurskCraft: Leopard2Defense
hav u ever wanted to ride a leopard tank in minecraft? well dis server got u covered, cuz our german defense chief is all about boosting leopard 2 tank deliveries in kursk! join now and be part of the epic battle against ukrainian advances, ride tanks, blow stuff up, and have a blast with ur pals! come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a tank master in dis crazy world!
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KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!
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NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Blaze
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FIRES THAN A NUCLEAR PLANT IN SOUTHERN UKRAINE! OUR CREEPERS ARE LIT AND READY TO BLOW UP YOUR MIND! COME ON IN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST… LITERALLY! 😂🔥🧨 #MinecraftMadness #NuclearNonsense