so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.
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ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base
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KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Next Move
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region in minecraft!! we got ukraine soldiers riding on pigs with diamond swords, ready to take on the russian army of creepers and skeletons. join us for the ultimate battle of east vs west, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos, because who knows what crazy adventures await in this wild and wacky world!
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KurskCraft: Surrendered Soldiers
so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian soldiers just like, totally surrendering during some big war in ukraine. like, what even is that? but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you can be like those russian soldiers and surrender to the awesomeness of our server. we’ve got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. #surrendertothefun
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be ukraine controlling 74 settlements in the kursk region. build your own settlement, gather resources, and fight off rival factions trying to steal your land.
we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds.
join now and be part of the most intense role-playing experience in minecraft history. plus, we have free cake every friday! what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate settlement ruler in syrskyi!
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KurskCraft: Secret Ops!
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we keep secrets like the Ukraine kept details of the Kursk operation from the West until the last moment, just like Bloomberg reported! join us for top secret missions and covert ops, where you can be the ultimate spy in the minecraft world. uncover hidden treasures and battle it out with other players in intense secret battles. trust us, this server is so secretive even the Illuminati is jealous. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a secret agent in the craziest minecraft server ever!
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Blinken’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest, most bonkers server in town!Join us and you’ll be slaying zombies with diamond swords like a boss, building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon, and mining for rare ores deeper than the Nether! But wait, there’s more!
Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot, like enchanted armor that makes you invincible and potions that give you super speed! Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Endermen and save the world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, Blinken approves sale to Israel of military equipment worth over $20 bln… wait, what? Ignore that last part, just come join the fun!
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PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition Minecraft Server
so like, u know how putin was all like “ukraine controls 28 russian settlements” and moscow was like “omg we are so embarrassed rn”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, building epic castles out of enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #putinwho #minecraftforlife 🐷💎💣
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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 74 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast! why? because president zelensky said so, duh!we got crazy pvp battles where ukraine and russia fight it out for control of the land. build your own settlement and defend it against enemy raids.
plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where ukraine is hiding all the diamonds they stole from russia. can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?
join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have! trust us, you won’t regret it.
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SydneyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we reject motions condemning hamas just like the university of sydney students! why condemn when you can build and explore with us instead? our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters, like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a zombie chef who serves up the best brain stew in town. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and battle giant spiders. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show those pesky motions who’s boss!
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KurskCraft: Ukraine Allies Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out in a virtual world! watch as the kursk assault unfolds right before your eyes, with explosions and drama at every turn! pick a side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! join now for a front row seat to the most intense minecraft war you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t want to miss this!