so like, u know how ukraine and russia are like, not bffs? well, on this server, ukraine has a secret base in russia and they’re like, totally taking over. zelenskyy is leading the charge and he’s all like “we’re getting stronger, bros!” join this server if u wanna see ukraine kick some russian butt in minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. plus, we have free cake for all players. yum yum. come join the fun!
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CraftyZelenskyy’sStronghold
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GazaGenocideGaffe
lol join our epic minecraft server where the scottish national party removes parliament whip for saying there’s no genocide in gaza!!! like wut even is that?!?! come build ur own parliament and whip ur friends into shape or get kicked out for not believing in fake genocides!!! join now for the most drama-filled server everrrr!!! #parliamentwhipdrama #genocidenotgenocide #minecraftmadness
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CraftyPeace Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have belarus’s lukashenko himself calling for peace talks between russia and a ‘denazified’ ukraine. yea u heard me right, we got world leaders playing minecraft and settling disputes in-game. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, drama, and maybe even some political intrigue. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this crazy server. so what r u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!
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KurskCraft: Corruption Chaos & Creepers
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WILD RIDE IN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF CHEESE! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE TO DUBSTEP MUSIC!ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY APPEARS ONCE A MONTH DURING A FULL MOON!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.
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KurskCraft: Defend & Conquer
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE 5,000 TROOPS FROM RUSSIA DEFENDING KURSK OBLAST AGAINST UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE!WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!
JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!
WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!
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KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle
lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).
Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!
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MaduroMustGo Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier rallies than the Venezuelan opposition against Maduro! we don’t want no reelection claim, we just want you to join our wacky world of blocky fun! our rallies are so lit, you’ll be mining and crafting like never before. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild adventure! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to overthrow the establishment…or just build a cool house, whatever floats your boat. see you in the game, comrade!
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Pixel Diplomatic Dispute
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally legit, dude. plus, we have this secret underground lair where you can battle zombie llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, a total party up in here. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
hey you! yes, YOU! do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? well, let me tell you why you should join our server!first of all, did you know that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens? that’s right, these chickens are the masterminds behind all the crazy adventures and quests you’ll go on in our server.
secondly, we have a hidden underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the city that will make you the richest player on the server.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? that’s right, you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between different parts of the island.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of talking chickens and diamond cities!
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO