so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumtin, dis server is so lit dat even canada’s conservative party be removin patriotic videos by mistake cuz dey show russian fighter jets instead of canadian ones. like, how crazy is dat? u know dis server be poppin off if it got dem kind of shenanigans goin on. so come join us and be part of da madness, u won’t regret it, i swear. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow
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Redstone Raptors
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ModiCraft: Peace Pals United
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got mods that are like, besties with each other, ready to bring peace and harmony to the land of blocky goodness. like, Modi and Zelenskiy are gonna be building epic structures together, like BFFs, man. come join us and be part of this epic bromance, bro. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship, then maybe you will. but who hates fun and friendship, amirite? come on, join us and let’s build a world of peace and love, one block at a time.
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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Glide Bombs
come join our epic minecraft server where we use US glide bombs to take over lands in russia’s Kursk region! we have conquered Kharkiv and are expanding our empire one block at a time. join us for the chaos and destruction, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. beware of the flying pigs and exploding chickens, they are our secret weapons in battle. don’t miss out on the madness, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
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BlockWarsSA
lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground bunker where we store all da artillery shells dat South Africa is tryna block from goin to Poland. we gotta keep em safe from bein transferred to Ukraine cuz who knows what they gonna do with em. join now and help us protect da world from a potential war breakout. plus we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? #ProtectTheShells #MinecraftMadness
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LNGShadowFleetCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we target russia’s lng ‘shadow fleet’ in a totally sweeping new sanctions package!! like, who even knew minecraft could be so political?? but trust us, you wanna be a part of this action-packed server where we take down those sneaky shadow ships with our diamond swords and TNT cannons. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure on board those ships that you can loot and become the richest player on the server. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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KraftyKids Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where modi and zelenskyy themselves have visited our exhibit dedicated to ukrainian children killed in conflict. why? because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist checking it out. we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the most lit community you’ll ever find in the minecraft universe. come join us and be a part of something truly legendary. who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of modi and zelenskyy building a giant statue of a creeper together. don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!
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CraftyCommiesVSUSImperialists
lol u kno wat u shud do instead of worryin bout all dat political drama? join dis EPIC minecraft server where u can escape all dat real world craziness and build ur own empire! we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and u can even ride a giant chicken into battle! plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cookies. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not ur house is creeper-proof!
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Hungry4Crafting
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline where Hungary is trying to stop Ukraine from invading Russia but they’re all just blocky characters so it’s extra hilarious. you can be a part of the wacky adventure and help Hungary build a giant wall to keep Ukraine out. but watch out for the secret underground tunnel Ukraine is digging to sneak into Russia. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns that will have you laughing out loud. join now for the most ridiculous minecraft experience of your life!
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CraftyLatvianDroneServer
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got drones flying around like crazy! we got the largest batch of drones straight from latvia, ready to cause chaos in the virtual world. ukraine is gonna be shook when they see our drone army coming for them. join now for a chance to pilot your own drone and dominate the competition. who needs swords and pickaxes when you got drones, amirite? let’s show ukraine who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft server like no other.
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CraftyModiZelenskyWarHub
so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got modi and zelensky playin minecraft together, can u believe it?? they put aside their diffrences in da russia-ukraine war just to build some epic builds and have a hug and handshake in minecraft! if they can do it, u can too! come join us for some peace, love, and creepers blowin up ur stuff! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!