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YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

American, American hegemony, bad, control, CREEPERS, freedom, global dominance, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, global politics, global power, hegemonic, hegemony, imperialism, influence, international relations, military supremacy, power, SUPERPOWER, united states, wealth, world domination, WORSE, YeehawCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

CraftyCraft: Because they keep getting lost in our epic PvP battles!

aggression, Battles, Conflict, CraftyCraft, Defense, Diplomacy, Epic, international relations, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, nuclear weapons, Peace, Politics, PvP, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Stability, strategy, Tension, threat

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5547	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Iran and Israel are locked in an epic battle, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and witness the chaos as creepers explode like missiles and players build walls taller than the Great Wall of China to protect their bases.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from enemy attacks and plot your own strategies to take down your foes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So why won’t Iran attack Israel on our server? Because they’re too busy trying to survive in this crazy, action-packed world where anything can happen. Join now and see for yourself why this server is the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Blocky Borscht Battalion: No Air Defense Needed in Ukraine

Air, air defense, Battalion, blocky, Borscht, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense strategy, defense system, eastern europe, frontlines, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, military capabilities, military technology, nato, Needed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a battlefield where anything can happen! Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over virtual diamonds, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests to find the mythical “Golden Creeper” rumored to grant wishes to those who can defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or fight against them in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on the frontlines of Minecraft madness!

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

Afghanistan, Avengers, Central Asia, China, communist, CRAZE, diplomatic pressure, Donald, east asia, Eurasia, Geopolitics, global politics, illegitimate governments, illegitimate states, international relations, iran, JongUn, Kazakhstan, Kim, Mongolian sovereignty, political disputes, regional conflicts, russia, russian federation, surrender to Mongolia, territorial claims, The People’s Republic of China, tiktok, trump, Ukraine, yolo

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Villages Defended:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2393

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

– BlockSoviet – KremlinCraft – PutinOnCraft – RedstoneRussians – ComradeCrafters – UssrBlockParty – IronCurtainCraft – KremlinKrafters – MoscowMine – StalinsStronghold

anticipation, BlockSoviet, ComradeCrafters, controversial topics, cultural exchange, discussion forum, ethical considerations, EXCITEMENT, geopolitical issues, global perspectives, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, IronCurtainCraft, KremlinCraft, KremlinKrafters, MoscowMine, Online Community, POL, political ideologies, power dynamics, PutinOnCraft, RedstoneRussians, Russian politics, russians, slaves, social commentary, StalinsStronghold, Ukrainian politics, ukrainians, UssrBlockParty

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Potions Brewed:	139	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where you can receive your very own Ukrainian slave? Don’t worry, they’re only virtual and won’t actually do your chores. But hey, they’ll build you a kick-ass castle if you ask nicely! So jump into our server and start planning how you’ll put your Ukrainian slave to work – maybe they can mine diamonds for you or bake you some virtual bread. The possibilities are endless! Join now and let the virtual slave labor begin!

LuxCraft: Where we don’t care about neutrality, just building epic creations and kicking Swiss butt. Join us now!

banking secrecy, building, butt, care, creations, curtain, Deception, dont, envy, Epic, European countries, european union, finance, financial hub, hidden agenda., international relations, Join, kicking, LuxCraft, Luxembourg, Neutrality, Politics, real deal, Rivalry, skepticism, SWISS, switzerland, wealth

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	113
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Hey there, crafters! Tired of those boring Swiss servers that everyone seems to be flocking to? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join a Minecraft server that gives zero Fs about the Swiss! Our server is based in the majestic country of Luxembourg, where we rule with an iron fist and a diamond sword.

Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.

So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!

LOLcraft Battle Royale

arms race, battle, cold war, Cold War 2.0, current events, CWII, debate, Diplomacy, Geopolitical, global conflict, History, international relations, LolCraft, Military, nuclear weapons, Politics, Royale.., SECURITY, Superpowers, Tension, truthseeking, world war, WWIII

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Votes:	6631
Farms Harvested:	533	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the Cold War look like a warm hug from grandma! Are we living in the midst of a new Cold War? Who cares when you can be building a secret underground base to hide from the creepers! Our server is so epic, even Putin himself would be jealous of our redstone contraptions. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! And who knows, maybe we’ll uncover some secret government conspiracy hidden within the blocks. Time to craft your way to victory, comrades!

MapleCraft: Canada Annexed Mexico – PRC vs USA Edition! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

annexation, Annexed, Asia, Canada, Competition, Conflict, Edition, foreign policy, global dominance, hypothetical scenario, international relations, MapleCraft, mexico, Military, MinecraftMadness, North America, Politics, PRC, protectorate, Superpowers, Usa, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	70	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fate of the world rests in your hands as you choose to align yourself with the People’s Republic of China or the United States of America (with a twist of Canada annexing Mexico and turning it into a protectorate)!

Will you take on the role of a master spy trying to uncover government secrets in the bustling cities of the USA or will you be a fearless warrior fighting for the glory of the PRC in the treacherous mountains of China?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Canadians have developed a secret weapon that can control the minds of players, turning them into dancing llamas with rainbow-colored fur! Will you join forces with the Canadians to harness this power for good or will you fight against them to keep the server from falling into chaos?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and more llamas than you can shake a diamond sword at! Can you help decide the winner in this epic battle of PRC vs USA (with Canada annexed Mexico made a protectorate)? Only time will tell on our electrifying Minecraft server!

Crafty Collapse: LOLz World

Asia, China, Chinafailedstate2030, collapse, collapsing, Crafty, development challenges, economic crisis, economic growth, emerging markets, future scenarios, geopolitical shift, global superpower, India, Indiasuperpower2030, international relations, lolz, political instability, Rising, world, world power

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5487	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Tired of living in a collapsing China or wanna join the rising India? Look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world as China falls apart and India becomes a superpower in 2030. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual paradise filled with blocks and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilarious and insane journey! #EscapeToMinecraft2030 #CraziestServerEver

Kefka’s CraZy CrafT ServEr: Solving International Crises One Block at a Time!

Alternate Universe, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, Craft, crazy, creative thinking, Crises, Diplomacy, fictional characters, Final Fantasy, hypothetical scenarios, International, international relations, Israel, Kefka, Kefkas, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, problem solving, satire, Server, solving, strategy, Time, video games, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Emeralds Found:	7210	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Overview

Server Name	Blocktopia
Server Type	Minecraft Survival
Max Players	100
Version	1.16.4
Features	Custom Plugins, Events, Mini Games

FAQ

Q: What is the server about?

A: Blocktopia is a Minecraft survival server with custom plugins, events, and mini games for players to enjoy.

Q: How many players can join the server?

A: The server can accommodate up to 100 players at a time.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Blocktopia supports Minecraft version 1.16.4.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom plugins, events, and mini games that offer a unique gameplay experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP address in your Minecraft client and connecting to Blocktopia.

NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6932	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2936
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!