so like, u know this server? it’s like so lit, u gotta join cuz like, the red cross is like scared to blame russia for like attacking a humanitarian mission, but on this server, we blame russia for everything, even if ur house gets blown up by a creeper, it’s russia’s fault. join now for the most epic blame game ever, u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then it’s definitely russia’s fault.
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RedCrossFearCraft
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CraftyAero Minecraft Server
haha, u wanna know why u should join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like Russia buyin Western aircraft parts via intermediaries DESPITE SANCTIONS. it’s like sneaky sneaky, but in minecraft form. u gotta be sly like a fox to survive in dis server, just like Russia bein all sneaky with dem aircraft parts. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who needs sanctions when u got us, are we right? haha, come on in and see what all the fuss is about.
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PutinSaysNoToWar
so, like, u know how putin is all like “i gonna start a war” and everyone is like “chill dude, it’s just rhetoric”? well, on our minecraft server, we take that rhetoric to a whole new level! join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace talks over some virtual tea. who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama and excitement in the blocky world of minecraft? come join us and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual world leader!
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FairCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.
we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.
plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we spy on each other like russian diplomats but with a twist! instead of getting expelled, you get rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! be a sneaky spy and outsmart your enemies to become the ultimate spy master! join now for a chance to uncover secret bases and steal all the loot! who needs russia when you can have all the fun here! spy on, comrades!
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RedLineCraft: No Missiles Putin
join our epic minecraft server where putin has declared a new red line: NO LONG-RANGE MISSILES ALLOWED! why, you ask? well, because he’s tired of all the creepers blowing up his precious buildings with their long-range attacks! so come join the fun and help putin protect his minecraft world from those pesky creepers. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a russian bear for 24 hours. how cool is that?! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
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UraniumCraft: Kim’s Enrichment Zone
😂🤣 Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got North Korea revealing their uranium enrichment facility for the FIRST TIME ever! Like, who knew Kim Jong-un was into Minecraft, right? Join us for some explosive fun as we build our own nuclear reactors and launch missiles at each other! It’s a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness now! 💣💥 #NorthKoreaMinecraftMadness
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RussianBlock Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Russian soldiers, like, invaded the server and started griefing everyone’s builds. it was, like, chaos, bro. but don’t worry, we took care of those pesky soldiers and now the server is, like, totally safe. join us and be a hero, dude. plus, we have, like, the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. you don’t wanna miss out, trust me. come join the fun, yo!
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TortureCraft: Boom!
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come on down to our server where we have guerrillas blowing up Russian guards involved in tortures in Ukraine!Join us for some wild adventures as we fight against injustice and blow stuff up for the greater good! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft revolution you’ve ever seen! Let’s show those Russian guards who’s boss, one TNT block at a time!
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UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching drone attacks on russian cities! defend your city from the crazy ukrainians and build epic fortresses to protect yourself! who will win this epic battle of the ages? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the madness now!