come join our epic minecraft server where we build a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build a wall around mexico! we have the best economy in the game, just like trump says he has the best economy in the world. plus, we have the most beautiful buildings, just like trump’s hotels. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020
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UkrainianCraft: No Aid from Trump
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Zelenskiy’s Aid Minecraft Server
so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even Trump himself tried to pause military aid to Ukraine just to come play with us. yeah, true story. apparently he got into a heated clash with Zelenskiy because he couldn’t stop building giant golden towers in our server.
but hey, who can blame him? once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna leave. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the sickest parties.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again! or something like that. just trust me, you won’t regret it. #blocklife #creepercha-cha
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UkraineCraft2020
So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s hair and stop aid to Ukraine for no reason! We have villagers that speak in strange accents and trade only in golden carrots.Our server is so lit, you’ll be like “Ukraine who?” as you mine for diamonds in our underground caves filled with lava and creepers. And get this, our pig races are more intense than a presidential debate!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Ukraine aid when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Let’s make Minecraft great again!
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Crafty Ukraine Aid – Minecraft Server
So, like, you know that one time when Trump was all like, “I’m gonna pause military aid to Ukraine”? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. We’re all about pausing things and causing chaos. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of not knowing what’s gonna happen next. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the best loot. So come on down and join the fun!
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Blocky Politics: Trump’s Alliance Fails
come join our minecraft server where we have no trump but plenty of indecency! french prime minister says it’s a danger to the transatlantic alliance but we say it’s just a good time! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a revolution! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! join us now and let’s make the world a crazier place, one block at a time!
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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals with Russia!
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own wall to keep out creepers and zombies just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! if u dont join, u might not be around very long just like zelensky if he refuses peace deal with russia! build ur own empire and make alliances with other players to take over the server! who needs politics when u have minecraft? join now before it’s too late!
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CraftyTrade Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing sinking is your enemies in lava pits! forget about real world problems like tariffs and politics, come build a giant taco stand in the sky and sell tacos to villagers for emeralds! who needs a stable economy when you can ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of diamonds? plus, our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the market prices of all items. you never know what crazy deals they’ll offer next! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this crazy server where the economy is run by trump and he’s like, “yo, let’s slap some tariffs on canada on tuesday!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they realize it’s just a minecraft server and it’s all part of the fun! join us for the most insane economy ever, where you never know what crazy tariffs will be imposed next! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and let’s see what trump has in store for us next!
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CraftyCzechsBHeli-Ukraine
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is so lit, we got Czechs countering Trump with crowdfunded Black Hawk helicopters for Ukraine! That’s right, helicopters in Minecraft, baby! Join now and be part of the epic battle for Ukraine’s freedom! Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now before Trump tries to shut us down!
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Zelenskyy’s Horror Minecraft Server
yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Lech Wałęsa would be shooketh by how epic it is. like, imagine if Trump and Zelenskyy were battling it out in Minecraft, that’s the level of drama we got goin’ on here. join us and be a part of the madness, fam. Lech Wałęsa would approve, for real.