lol dis minecraft server is like king charles tryna play diplomat with trudeau, but instead of talkin bout politics we buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers together. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic diplomatic mission in minecraft history. plus, king charles will personally greet u at spawn with a diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. ain’t no other server like dis one, so come join da fun and let’s show trudeau who’s boss in da world of minecraft!
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CraftyKing’s Minecraft Server
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ZelenskyCraft: Kremlin Approved!
u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as trump’s blow-up with zelensky? well, u found it! our server is so wild that even the kremlin is hailing it as aligning with their vision. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. build a giant wall like trump, or start a scandal like zelensky. the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama. so come on, join us and be a part of the madness!
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NickelWars: Doug’s Revenge
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a political trade war! Doug Ford is threatening to stop nickel shipments to the U.S but don’t worry, our server is still running smoothly! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us now!
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Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and build ur own virtual empire! we have dragons that shoot rainbow fire and unicorns that poop diamonds! if u join now, u can even ride a flying pig into battle against the evil creepers! plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants! come join the fun and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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TrumpSMP: NATONoMore?! Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s gonna be lit AF! Like, imagine if President Trump was a Minecraft player and he was all like “I’m reducing military aid to Ukraine because I gotta focus on building my epic castle in Minecraft!” And then he’s like “NATO? More like NAtOObz, I’m gonna go solo in this SMP world, who needs alliances anyway?!”So, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this crazy world where alliances are constantly shifting and everyone is just trying to build the biggest, baddest base ever. Plus, there’s gonna be epic battles and drama like you wouldn’t believe. Who needs real world politics when you can have Minecraft drama, am I right?
So come join us and be part of this insane world where anything can happen, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! #MinecraftSMP2020 #BuildThatWall (out of obsidian, of course) 🤣🤪🎮🔥
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MapleCraft Server – Cutting Power with a Smile!
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, eh? like, the premier of canada is like, gonna cut off electricity to the US, but like, with a smile on his face, eh? so, like, you gotta join this server cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next, eh? maybe we’ll all have to power our minecraft houses with maple syrup or something, eh? join now for a wild ride, eh?
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CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? well this server is the place for u! we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. come join us and experience the most epic adventures in minecraft history!
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CraftyBlockopolis
Are you tired of real-world politics getting you down? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting suspended is gravity! That’s right, we’ve got floating islands, sky castles, and even levitating pigs! Who needs aid from the outside world when you’ve got a community of blocky adventurers to support you? Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing falling is our enemies’ jaws in awe of our epic creations!
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CraftyCanucks
LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Canadians ready to retaliate against US tariffs! Our foreign minister is a boss and he’s leading the charge in-game to show those Americans who’s boss. We got maple syrup cannons, hockey stick swords, and beavers ready to fight alongside you. Don’t miss out on the action, eh! Join now for a wild ride full of poutine-fueled battles and Tim Hortons breaks. Let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!
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ElectricitySmileCraft
so like, u know how the U.S. be like “gimme that electricity, eh?” well, not on this server, eh! we be cuttin off them exports with a big ol’ smile on our faces, just like Ford said! come join our server and be part of the electric rebellion, eh! we be livin’ off the grid and laughin’ in the face of those power-hungry Americans, eh! join us for a wild ride of power cuts and rebellious antics, eh!