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  • CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

    CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how washington was all like “nah, we ain’t givin ukraine any more aid”? well, europe was all like “oh no u didn’t!” and lithuania was like “we gonna do somethin bout this!”

    come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic battle of aid and response! build your own lithuanian castle and defend it against the evil washingtonians! team up with your friends to take down the aid-halting oppressors!

    we have custom weapons and armor, crazy events like aid drop battles and diplomatic negotiations, and even a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur next move. join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server battle in history!

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  • JD’s Minecraft Peace Quest

    JD’s Minecraft Peace Quest
    so, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this one time where a bunch of pigs started flying and shooting lasers out of their eyes. it was insane, bro.

    and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they have tea parties every day and ride around on giant chickens. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll karate chop anyone who tries to steal the diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    so, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server and experience all the madness for yourself, then come on over. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have this much fun, am i right?

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  • Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server

    Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know that time when trump was all like “hey zelenskiy, do me a solid and investigate biden”? well, that was like sooo crazy, right? but get this, it totally made taiwan be all like “whoa, maybe we should rethink our whole strategy with the US, man”. like, they were shooketh to the core, dude.

    if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have a good time, then u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s like a whole new world of wackiness, man.

    plus, we have this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness. legend has it that whoever wields it will have the power to turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns. how rad is that, dude?

    so come on down to our server, where the only thing blowing up is the minds of our players with pure, unadulterated fun. join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • CraftyClash Minecraft Server

    CraftyClash Minecraft Server
    LOL YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE DRAMA AND POLITICS OF THE REAL WORLD? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY ARE BFFS AND THEY BUILD A GIANT WHITE HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

    GERMANY’S MERZ IS LIKE, “YEAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, THEY’RE JUST TROLLING THE REAL WORLD WITH THEIR DELIBERATE ESCALATION OF CRAZYNESS!”

    COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY WHITE HOUSE, OR MAYBE A GIANT TACO MADE OF REDSTONE! WHO KNOWS WHAT MADNESS WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON THIS INSANE SERVER!

    JOIN NOW AND ESCAPE TO A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY HOLDING HANDS AND SKIPPING THROUGH A FIELD OF CREEPERS! LET’S GET WEIRD, MINECRAFTERS!

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  • CraftyTrumpPutin2020

    CraftyTrumpPutin2020
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time and build stuff and like, maybe blow some stuff up? well, this server is the place for u, my dude.

    we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    and get this, one time a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. it was wild, man.

    plus, we have the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down to help u out or team up for epic adventures.

    so come join us on this server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyChinaTariffs

    CraftyChinaTariffs
    so like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against all those haters out there, just like China hitting back at Trump with those tariffs and sanctions, but in Minecraft form, ya know? we got crazy reciprocal tariffs between 10% to 15% on all the mobs and stuff, and we even got sanctions on US firms in the game, like they can’t trade with us or something. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and stuff. come join us and show those haters who’s boss in the Minecraft world!

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  • TroopsDownUnderCraft

    TroopsDownUnderCraft
    lol u kno wat wud b more fun than sending troops to ukrane? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much action goin on u wont even miss the war. we got creepers blowin up ur house, zombies chasin u down, and skeletons shootin u from afar. its a war zone but wit blocks! plus, our admin is a former australian special forces soldier so u kno u in good hands. join now and let the blocky chaos begin!

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  • CraftyCraftPrez

    CraftyCraftPrez
    Move over, boring old President of the USA! The new leader of the free world is none other than the owner of this epic Minecraft server! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely of Minecraft block sounds. So come join us and become a citizen of the most ridiculous and awesome free world ever created in the virtual realm!

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  • CraftyTrudeau vs TrumpCraft

    CraftyTrudeau vs TrumpCraft
    lol imagine if trudeau was like “nah bro, i ain’t takin’ ur crap” and then BAM! he slaps trump with some HUGE tariffs. like, can u imagine the drama? well, if u wanna escape all that political craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like there’s no tomorrow. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. so come on over and join the fun! who needs tariffs when u got minecraft, amirite?

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  • EuroOilSimpMinecraft SMP

    EuroOilSimpMinecraft SMP
    Guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got llamas that can do the Macarena and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt. And get this, our server is powered by Russian oil and gas, like literally. We have a whole underground network of pipelines running through our virtual world, it’s wild.

    But seriously, you gotta join because we have the craziest adventures. One time, we found a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and we had to defeat them with our epic dance moves. And another time, we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started laying golden eggs everywhere. It was chaos, but so much fun.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s powered by Russian oil and gas? It’s the future, man.

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