come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic battle of aid and response! build your own lithuanian castle and defend it against the evil washingtonians! team up with your friends to take down the aid-halting oppressors!
we have custom weapons and armor, crazy events like aid drop battles and diplomatic negotiations, and even a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur next move. join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server battle in history!
and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they have tea parties every day and ride around on giant chickens. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll karate chop anyone who tries to steal the diamonds. it’s hilarious.
so, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server and experience all the madness for yourself, then come on over. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have this much fun, am i right?
if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have a good time, then u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s like a whole new world of wackiness, man.
plus, we have this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness. legend has it that whoever wields it will have the power to turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns. how rad is that, dude?
so come on down to our server, where the only thing blowing up is the minds of our players with pure, unadulterated fun. join now and let the craziness begin!
GERMANY’S MERZ IS LIKE, “YEAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, THEY’RE JUST TROLLING THE REAL WORLD WITH THEIR DELIBERATE ESCALATION OF CRAZYNESS!”
COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY WHITE HOUSE, OR MAYBE A GIANT TACO MADE OF REDSTONE! WHO KNOWS WHAT MADNESS WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON THIS INSANE SERVER!
JOIN NOW AND ESCAPE TO A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY HOLDING HANDS AND SKIPPING THROUGH A FIELD OF CREEPERS! LET’S GET WEIRD, MINECRAFTERS!
we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
and get this, one time a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down to help u out or team up for epic adventures.
so come join us on this server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it.
