lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we hit command posts with Storm Shadows and GMLRS just like in Ukraine!!! u can be a military mastermind and blow up stuff all day long!!! join now for explosions and chaos galore!!! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft??? let’s goooooo!!!
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CraftyKremlinKabooms
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SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!
we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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CreeperCarnageFunLand
Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows
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Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs
come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!
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Blocky World Quest: System Justification
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.
YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!
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CraftyNetanyahu’sNoShame
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw them at each other like a bunch of frenchies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all the croissants and cheese, only the bravest can find it! also, we have a pet llama named macron who spits on anyone who tries to steal our diamonds! come join the fun and be part of the baguette revolution! oh la la!
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PinoyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.
plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.
so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.
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CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!