plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.
and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.
so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.
Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.
so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco
we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.
so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis