so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest players, like elon musk and stuff. he’s like, this wild card who might share all his top secret data with everyone, so you gotta join to see what he’s up to. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. join now before elon spills all the tea, yo!
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MuskCraft: No Secrets Here!
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RuskiBustersMC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!
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CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution
lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!
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KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed
so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.
and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.
so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.
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MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service
so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.
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CanalClapbackCraft
lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.
so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco
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NukeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom
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SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!
yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.
so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and fico are besties and hold secret meetings in moscow! watch as they build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and battle evil mobs together! join now to witness the most epic bromance in minecraft history! also, rumor has it that putin will give out free vodka to all new players who join! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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NukeCraftIranSummit
lol u know what’s more fun than high-level nuclear talks with Iran? joining our epic Minecraft server, where you can build ur own nuke-proof bunker and avoid all that drama! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on the chance to escape real life politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good trolling session. so come join us and let’s blow up some creepers instead of nuclear warheads, amirite? #MinecraftOverPolitics #HerobrineIsMyBFF