so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?
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PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed
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CraftyCreeper8Billion
come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!
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Redstone Revolution
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CHICKENS THAT CAN DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY LIKE SUPERMAN. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE SO YOU CAN EAT THEM WHILE YOU MINE. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT HISTORY!
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Syria2Libya Minecraft Server
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole army of russian soldiers moving from syria to libya just to play with us!! like, how crazy is that?? we’re gonna have the most intense battles and build the most insane bases, all while dodging missiles and stuff. plus, putin himself is gonna be our admin, so u know it’s gonna be lit. join now before the russians take over the server and make u squat in a gulag or something, comrade!
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Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem
so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!
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CraftyZionists
join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they will rain down diamonds and enchanted gear upon you, making you the most powerful player in alllll the land!rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock the secret ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the minecraft skies. imagine the envy of all your friends as you soar above them, laughing maniacally.
our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. they’ll drop sick loot and challenge you to dance-offs for ultimate supremacy.
plus, our server is so exclusive that herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area, sipping on a pina colada and sunbathing. join now before he gets bored and disappears back into the shadows.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft legend! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome things.
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CraftyKurdQueens
come join our epic minecraft server where kurdish women are the rulers of the land and lead us to victory in epic battles against evil mobs and players who dare to challenge us. european ministers have declared that only on our server can you truly experience the power and strength of kurdish women in syria’s transition to a better world. join now and be a part of the revolution, where every block you mine helps build a brighter future for all!
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MotherRussia Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russian families are searching for missing soldiers in ukraine but they need YOUR help to find them!!! we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to uncover. join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost russian soldier hiding in a minecraft cave! don’t miss out on the action, join today!
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Trump’s Blocky Adventure
so like, this server is so lit that even Greenland wants independence from Denmark just to join us! can you believe it? Trump is probably gonna build a wall around us to keep all the other servers out because we’re just that awesome. join us and be part of the revolution, where even world leaders are begging to be a part of our epic Minecraft adventures. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and be part of history in the making!
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NipponSteelCraftsUSA
come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!