come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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TerritoryTussleMC
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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Cable Crush Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.
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KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!
Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
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BangladeshBlockerCraft
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more security than india after bangladesh threatened to annex us!! we got guards on every block ready to protect u from any crazy threats, like creepers and zombies and even evil villagers tryna steal ur diamonds!! come join the fun and be part of our epic battle against the forces of evil, cuz on this server, we take security very seriously (just like india lol)!!
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CraftyCommieKOsPutin
come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!
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KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong
Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
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PortCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.
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CraftyPutin’sRejectCraft
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?