lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.
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CraftyCommiesMC
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CraftyHostages Minecraft Server
HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!
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ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit
so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.
plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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CraftyZelenskyy: BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild
lol you wanna join our epic minecraft server cos we got crazier stories than zelenskyy talkin bout Budapest Memorandum guarantors! they didn’t give a damn about Ukraine, but we give a damn bout u! come join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic builds u ever seen! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap! u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than zelenskyy’s rants!
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BorderBrawl Minecraft Server
so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!
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CraftyBlinken Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, one time, this player found a secret diamond mine and became the richest player on the server, but then a creeper blew it up and now they’re broke af. but don’t worry, cuz we got like, epic events every day where u can win mad loot and flex on all the other players. plus, our staff is like, super chill and will hook u up with free stuff if u ask nicely. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo!
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Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!
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CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?
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RohingyaRaidersCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we turn away boats with 300 rohingya refugees but let dozens land on our island for the ultimate survival challenge!build your own refugee camp or team up with the locals to fight off the invaders! who will come out on top in this epic battle for survival?!
join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
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MuskCraft: Trump Warned!
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admins are actually secret agents from the UK?? well look no further cuz we got u covered! they keep an eye on all the players to make sure elon musk doesn’t hack into the game and start posting crazy stuff like he does on twitter! join now to be part of the epic battle against musk’s evil minecraft plans! also, we have free cake every friday cuz why not lol! join now or forever be haunted by musk’s memes!