come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!
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WestBankWipeoutCraft
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KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed
are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.
if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!
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TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!
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CraftyMissileMadness
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”
join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!
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Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem
so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!
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CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server
LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.
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MapleCraftMergeUS
so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!
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BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!
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TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.
But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!
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NukeCraftExchange
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!