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CraftyMariaKidnapCraft
so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun! -
OkiRapeStopCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world! -
EUkraine Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.
if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!
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BrusselsBlockParty
join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience! -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud! -
KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.
and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.
plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.
so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
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Putin’sCraft2021
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING. -
CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks -
Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition
LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.
also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.
so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a mix of taiwanese components n russian glide bombs, but get dis, dey r actually chinese forgeries! crazy right? but wait, dere’s more! on dis server, u can build ur own russian glide bomb and launch it at ur enemies, just like in real life! but don’t worry, no one will get hurt cuz it’s all just pixels and stuff. so come join us on dis wild ride of explosions and fake components, u won’t regret it!