join our epic minecraft server where putin’s shadow fleet’s sanctions-hit tankers are “stranded” off the china coast but fear not because we have turned them into epic pirate ships for you to explore and conquer! sail the high seas and battle other players for treasure and glory! but beware, putin himself may make a surprise appearance to challenge you to a duel! join now for the ultimate adventure on the seven seas!
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TankerTroubleMC
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BlockyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!
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CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake
so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
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TrumpCraft: Build Walls, Not Bridges
so like, this server is like the ultimate defense training ground, bro. we’re talking building fortresses, crafting weapons, and protecting your land from creepers and zombies. and get this, if you join, you’ll be helping Poland support Trump’s call for NATO members to spend 5% of GDP on defense. yeah, you heard that right. so come join us and show those mobs who’s boss while also supporting international politics. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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CraftyZelensky’s Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky fighting slovakian pm in a epic battle of blocks and swords!!! watch as zelensky hits out at the arrogant lies of the slovakian pm while building crazy structures and battling mobs with your friends!!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!!!
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GreenlandSplitCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can team up with putin and trump to split greenland? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what this server is all about! imagine building your own secret base in greenland with putin and trump as your neighbors. u can have epic battles with polar bears and mine for diamonds in the icy tundra. plus, there’s a special event where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen. so come join us and let’s make greenland great again…or something like that.
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own communist paradise, just like in north korea! u can even pretend to be a north korean troop and choose suicide over capture in ukraine, just like they do in real life! it’s like roleplaying but with a twist, u feel me? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living on the edge and making questionable life choices in a blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs
lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!
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Oil Tanker Rejectors
so, like, come join our totally rad minecraft server where we reject oil tankers sanctioned by the US on friday! we’re all about that eco-friendly vibe, man.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.
plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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MarketCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE THE KREMLIN TRYNA PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEY BE SAYIN NEW US SANCTIONS GONNA MAKE DA MARKETS GO WILD. SO IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ECONOMICS AND BUILD UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE, DIS DA PLACE TO BE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT PUTIN HIMSELF GONNA DROP BY AND CHALLENGE U TO A BUILD-OFF. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!