come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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SovietSmackdownMC
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Creeper’s Cache: 100+ UN Discovered
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more weapons caches than Hezbollah! UN peacekeepers be like “whoa, where did all these weapons come from??” but we just be like “lol it’s just for our minecraft battles, bro.” join now for epic battles and secret weapon stashes, it’s gonna be lit af!
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UkrainianUK Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier alliances than russia and ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would be jelly. we have a 100-year partnership agreement with the uk, just like in the news but way more epic. join us and be part of the most insane political drama in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world chaos in our server? hurry up before the server explodes with excitement!
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SyrianCraft: Refugee Return!
haha this server is so lit, even Syrian refugees are coming back for more! we got more action than a war zone, but in a fun way! come join us and build your own virtual empire, just like Assad but without all the drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like those refugees hiding from the regime. join now and be part of the craziest comeback story since the fall of the Berlin Wall!
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HolyBlockWar Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hamas but with less explosions! we got a ceasefire deal going on where we release hostages every time someone builds a sick castle. it’s like a real-life soap opera but with creepers and endermen instead of actors. join now for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and maybe even some peace treaties. who knows what will happen next on our server!
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CraftyBans2021
Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got the wildest shenanigans goin’ on! Imagine this: Syria done banned goods from Russia, Iran, and Israel, but on our server, we welcome all players from those countries with open arms! We even got a special VIP section for players from banned countries, where they get exclusive access to diamond armor and enchanted weapons! Join us now for a chance to break free from real world politics and have a blast in our virtual world of chaos and fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!
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GazaCraft: Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where abbas is ready to assume full responsibility in the gaza strip when ceasefire begins! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, abbas was building a giant sand castle in the desert biome when suddenly, a creeper snuck up behind him and blew it all up! now, abbas is on a mission to rebuild and he needs your help! join our server and help abbas rebuild his sand castle and restore peace to the gaza strip! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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Zelensky’s Blocky Banhammer Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky as our admin and he’s imposing sanctions on all the pro-russian propagandists trying to ruin our fun! watch as they get banned left and right for spreading fake news about our server being anything less than AMAZING. come build with us and help zelensky keep the peace in our virtual world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat a propagandist in a pvp battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that shoots out propaganda-busting lasers. join now and be a hero in the fight against fake news!
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GazaGraveDigger2021
join this epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of rescuing soldiers from enemy territories just like in real life!! we have crazy missions where you can save your comrades from the clutches of evil enemies. build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. come join us and be a hero in this action-packed server!!
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BlockyBattlePeace
lol so like u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but then u get attacked by creepers and zombies and it’s like ugh no thanks? well this server is like the ultimate safe space cuz we got a ceasefire in effect just like Israel and Hamas! no more pesky mobs ruining ur day, just peaceful building and fun times. come join us for the most chill minecraft experience ever, no explosions here unless they’re from ur epic builds! #peacefulminecraft #buildnotfight