LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER HEALTH ORGANIZATION THAN THE REAL WORLD HAHA. TRUMP MAY HAVE PULLED OUT BUT WE’RE STILL HERE SAVING LIVES WITH OUR MINECRAFT DOCTORS AND POTION BREWERS. WE CURE ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND CREEPERS WITH OUR MAGICAL HEALING POWERS. JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE FIGHT AGAINST BLOCKY DISEASES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE WORKING ON A CURE FOR CREEPER EXPLOSIONS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON IN AND BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC HEALTHCARE REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. #BLOCKYLIVESMATTER #SAVETHEZOMBIES
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WHOaCraft Minecraft Server
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MineCraftyTariffWars
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “we gonna build a wall in minecraft and make mexico and canada pay for it with diamonds!” and everyone is just mining away trying to get enough diamonds to pay off the tariffs. but then, like, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and potions. it’s like a crazy adventure trying to sneak past the border patrol and find the treasure before trump catches you! join now for the most wild and wacky minecraft experience ever!
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WHO’s Your Craft Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump leaving the WHO! u can build ur own white house and pretend ur the prez, or u can start a conspiracy theory about herobrine taking over the server! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs the WHO when u have us?!
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WestBankWhackPack
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and cancel sanctions on israeli settlers in the west bank! we have more drama than a reality tv show and more chaos than a creeper explosion. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like trump’s twitter feed. who needs politics when you can play minecraft with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!
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Trump’s Defense Demand: Norway LOL
so, u know how trump be all like “yo norway, u gotta spend more on defense”? well, this server be like norway – cool and chill, not spending all their diamonds on defense! come join us for a wild ride of building crazy structures, battling epic mobs, and finding hidden treasures! plus, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples! why waste ur time with boring servers when u can be part of this epic adventure?! come on, join us now and let’s show trump how to really have a good time!
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CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
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F16FiascoCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we deny all claims like denmark denying russian claims about f-16 pilots in ukraine LOL. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball at a rave. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure since steve defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyDefenseEU
hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even macron is talking about it? yea, u heard me right. macron himself is like “yo europe, we need to up our defense game cuz this minecraft server is poppin off and we gotta protect it at all costs.”imagine a server where trump is tryna take over but we ain’t havin none of that. we build walls, we build turrets, we build giant statues of steve flipping the bird at trump tower. it’s a battle for the ages, folks.
join us and be a part of the resistance. fight for your right to mine diamonds in peace. fight for your right to build giant pixel art of memes. fight for your right to ride pigs off cliffs for fun.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in all of europe. macron approved, trump disapproved. let’s do this!
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ParisDrillCraft
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS
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CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!