so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?
GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!
PanicCraft: Don’t Snatch My Canal!
lol u know what else russia should warn against? not joining our minecraft server!!! like, seriously, if u dont join u might as well be snatching the panama canal yourself. our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper-infested cave. we have diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are practically paved with them. and the mobs? oh man, don’t even get me started. we have a secret mob boss named Herobrine who will challenge u to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of zombie pigmen. so what are u waiting for? join now before russia comes after u for not being part of our epic minecraft world.KimJongCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than trump calling north korea a ‘nuclear power’! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with other players to take down the evil dictator of the server who thinks he’s a nuclear power too. Seoul is shaking in their boots at the madness happening on our server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the insanity! plus, we have free virtual kimchi for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now!KazanCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story. So, like, Ukraine decided to attack this Kazan factory in Russia, right? And, like, it totally messed up their aircraft production! So now, all the Russian planes are like, flying all wonky and stuff. But fear not, my fellow gamers, because on this server, you can build your own epic planes and fly them without any interference from pesky Ukrainians. So come join us and let’s soar through the virtual skies together! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!CubanCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!EcoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!KurskCraft: Kim’s Casualties
So, like, this server is like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got this North Korean prisoner of war who’s like, spilling all the tea on Russia’s Kursk, man. It’s like, a total war zone up in here, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days to protect you. Plus, the Kyiv is like, our bestie and they’re always sending us care packages full of enchanted golden apples. Join us now and let’s conquer Kursk together, fam! #warzone #diamondsfordays #KyivsquadgoalsWarCraftEU: Macron’s Warning
so, like, u know how Macron is all like, “yo, we gotta be ready for this Ukraine war to go on for, like, EVER”? well, this server is like the perfect training ground for that, bro. we got crazy battles, epic defenses, and a whole bunch of European vibes goin’ on. join us and be part of the STRONGER defense strategy, man. Macron would totally approve, trust me. come get your war on and show those creepers who’s boss!TariffCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump’s twitter feed! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about those tariffs on mexico and canada.build your own wall to keep out pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to do! but be careful, because we also have a secret underground tunnel system where you can smuggle in all the diamonds and emeralds you want.
our server is so lit, even trump would want to play here. so come on down and make minecraft great again with us!
PutinCraft: Make a Deal & End the War!
come join this epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin battling it out in a virtual world! trump is telling putin to stop destroying russia and make a deal in ukraine war, but putin is like nah bro i’m gonna keep fighting! join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! come on, what are you waiting for?! let’s goooooo!