come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin fighting it out in a pixelated world! watch as they battle it out with sanctions and tariffs, all while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire! who needs real world politics when you can have this kind of drama in a blocky game? join now and witness the chaos unfold!
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TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!SpyShipSneakPeak
so, like, u know how putin be sendin’ his spy ships all up in our waters, right? well, this server is like the ultimate spy ship of minecraft servers, but without all the drama and tension, ya feel me? come join us and be a spy ship captain, sailin’ through crazy adventures and dodgin’ enemy ships like a boss. plus, u get to warn putin himself when he tries to mess with our waters, cuz we got connections like that. join now and be part of the most epic spy ship crew in all of minecraft history!ZeleCraft: Trump Troop Trouble
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. We got, like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere, man. And get this, the president of Ukraine, Zelenskiy, he’s like besties with Trump and they’re all like, “Yo, we need US troops on this server to, like, secure peace and stuff.” Can you imagine, bro? US troops in Minecraft, fighting off creepers and zombies to bring peace to the land. It’s, like, the most insane thing ever, dude. You gotta join this server, man, it’s gonna be lit AF. Peace out, homies!Oil Depot Raid: Trump’s Revenge
lmao fam, dis server be lit like a ukraine drone hittin’ a russian oil depot! we got more action than trump floatin’ fresh russia sanctions, yo! join dis server if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft adventure eva! we got creepers dancin’ like they at a rave, villagers hustlin’ like they in a market, and ender dragons flyin’ around like they own the place. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis madness! come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam!OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.
plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.
so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
ReviveCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your laughter! we got more mods than a grandma’s knitting club and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens attack you. but don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – a giant flying llama that shoots rainbows out of its butt to save the day.
we’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more surprises than a chest full of rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the epicness begin!
p.s. we heard that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a minecraft pro and all your wildest dreams will come true. just saying.
CraftySyriaMC Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players from all over the world, even from syria and russia! but don’t worry, we promise no naval bases will be terminated here 😂our server is so lit, we have epic battles that make syria and russia look like child’s play. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while dodging lava pits and TNT explosions! it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
join us for a crazy adventure, where anything can happen. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of loyal players at your command. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun! 💥🔥🎮
EuroCraft: Trumped Out!
so, like, u know how trump is all like “america first” and stuff? well, the eu is like “we have other options, bro” and they’re not messin around. they got their own minecraft server and it’s lit af. like, they got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. no joke. and the best part is, u get to build a wall around ur house to keep out all the haters. so come join us on the eu’s minecraft server and show trump’s america that we don’t need them. we got our own options, yo.ZelenskyyCraft – No Russian Territories
so, like, ukraine is all like “nah bro, we ain’t gonna recognize those occupied territories as part of russia, ya feel me?” and zelenskyy is all like “yeah, we ain’t about that life, we gonna keep it real in ukraine, yo.”join our minecraft server cuz we got crazy stuff goin’ on, like, one time this dude built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, no joke.
and, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
plus, we have epic pvp battles where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death, winner takes all the loot.
so come join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, ukraine style!