so, like, u know how ukraine was like, fighting back against russia and stuff? well, trump was all like, nah, ukraine shouldn’t have done that. but like, who cares about that drama when u can join this epic minecraft server instead?! like, seriously, u gotta join cuz we have the craziest adventures and the most lit parties in all of minecraft land. plus, u get to build ur own castle and ride on unicorns and stuff. so forget about politics and come join the fun, u won’t regret it!
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UkraineCraft2020
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we fight off terrorists like ISIS! China is all like “we gonna combat terrorism” after a citizen got killed by those baddies. But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. Join us and help us take down the virtual terrorists while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, just like China’s commitment to fighting terrorism. Let’s do this!
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NATOcraft: Greenland Edition
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GREENLAND BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT NATO PROTECTION, YO. OUR FINNISH FOREIGN MINISTER IS LIKE THE KING OF MINECRAFT, HE PROTECTS US FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND STUFF. JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SAFER THAN A DIAMOND-CLAD IRON GOLEM. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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DroneStrikeCraft
lol join this minecraft server cuz it’s like a russian oil refinery under attack by drones but in a fun way. we have crazy battles and explosions that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the ultimate minecraft warfare!
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HypersonicCraft: Trump’s Missile Mishap
So like, imagine a world where Trump is accusing Russia of stealing US hypersonic missile plans, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and be part of the epic battle between the US and Russia, all while building your own hypersonic missiles out of blocks! Will you be on Team Trump or Team Russia? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands! Plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!
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CraftyPutin’sRevenge
so liek, u know how Ukraine is all like “oh noes, Russia is being a big meanie”? well, dis server is like Ukraine, standing up to da bullies and sending a STRONG SIGNAL to all da griefers out there! join dis server if u wanna show ur support for Ukraine and take down da bad guys in Minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic raids and build giant statues of our enemies out of diamond blocks. come join us and be a hero in da fight against injustice!
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CraftyUkraineEU
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO chief as our spokesperson yo. he be all like “arm ukraine, get that european funding, yeehaw!” come join us for some crazy adventures and political drama in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now before the NATO chief changes his mind and starts playing fortnite instead.
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PixelPanic Minecraft Server
lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we prepare for potential russian aggression in 2028!!! we got all the tools and weapons you need to defend against those sneaky russians trying to take over the world!!! build your own fortress and recruit an army of minecraft warriors to fight off the invaders!!! trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic battle for survival!!! join now and show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!!!
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KurskCraft: 4k Troops Down!
OMG GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT 4,000 NORTH KOREAN TROOPS KILLED IN KURSK OBLAST! OUT OF 12,000 DEPLOYED, LIKE WUT?! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT URSELF FROM THE INVADING TROOPS! ONLY DA STRONGEST CAN SURVIVE, SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW US WHAT U GOT! LET’S GOOOOOOOO! 🤪🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NorthKoreanNonsense
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TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide
so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.