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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain -
CraftyRegimeChangeUK
so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world! -
PeaceCraft: Zelenskiy’s Hope
come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own peace talks just like zelenskiy!!! europe and US are already lining up to join because our server is so lit 🔥🔥🔥we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs 🦄🌈🐷
you can ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with a rubber chicken 🐔🐉
join now and become the ultimate peace negotiator in minecraft history!!! 🕊️🤝💣
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WarriorCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE FIGHTERS THAN HAMAS! WE GOT 15,000 FIGHTERS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! U.S. FIGURES SHOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL, SO COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE MADNESS! MAY THE BLOCKS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR! -
CraftyGreenlandLOL
so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you get a call from trump himself, talkin bout greenland and stuff. turns out, he wants to trade greenland for diamonds in the game! like, what even is that?! join our server and you might just get a call from a world leader tryna make some crazy deals in minecraft. who knows what will happen next! come join the fun and see where this wild ride takes you! -
Zelenskiy’s Peace Talks Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own peace talks like zelenskiy!!! u can invite ur friends from u.s. and europe to join in on the fun and help u negotiate peace treaties with other players!!! who needs real life when u can have virtual peace talks in minecraft??? plus, u might even get to meet zelenskiy himself in the game and get some insider tips on how to be a peace talk pro!!! join now for the most wacky and wild peace talks u will ever experience in minecraft!!! -
MinecraftBorderPatrol
lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun! -
NukeCraft: No More Strikes!
so, like, u know how trump is all about makin deals and stuff? well, get this, he’s talkin bout makin a new nuclear deal with iran to avoid all those military strikes and whatnot. like, can u imagine? a nuclear deal with iran? that’s some crazy stuff right there. but hey, if u wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server instead. we got creepers and zombies and all that fun stuff, without all the political tension. plus, u can build ur own nuclear reactor in the game and make deals with other players to avoid any conflicts. so come on down and join us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.


