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BelarusCraft2020: Lukashenko’s 7th Term!
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so, like, u know how ukraine is all in a war n stuff, well guess what? our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that chaos, u know? like, imagine u can just build ur own lil world without any worries about bombs or tanks or whatever.join our server and u can be like zelenskyy, leading ur own army of pixelated warriors to victory against the evil creepers and zombies. u can even get military aid in the form of diamond swords and enchanted armor, cuz we got ur back, bro.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those baddies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
GasCraftHub: Zelensky’s Express
haha, ok so get this, on this epic minecraft server, we got Zelensky offering Ukraine as a hub for Azerbaijani gas to Europe. like, can you imagine the chaos in the virtual world? join us and witness the madness unfold as players compete to control the gas flow and dominate the economy. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can become the ultimate gas tycoon in this wacky minecraft world!NoPutinTalksAllowed
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join, bro. first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, u won’t find that shiz anywhere else, i swear.also, we got this epic pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show them who’s boss. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’ll wreck u in a heartbeat.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with all kinds of crazy animals? like, we got creepers, zombies, and even a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.
so come join our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. plus, u get to hang out with me, the coolest player around. ain’t no one messin’ with us, bro.
GazaGangRefugees2020
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz trump is all like, “hey jordan and egypt, take more refugees!” and he’s like, “let’s just clean out gaza, no biggie.” like, what even is happening, right? but on this server, we’re all about peace and love, man. we don’t care where you’re from or what you believe in, as long as you’re down to build some sick castles and mine for diamonds. so come join us, cuz we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes, even when the real world is going cray cray. peace out, dudes!PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we have CRAZY antics and wild adventures waiting for you!we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens ready to protect it at all costs. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant mutant creeper roams the land, looking to explode on unsuspecting players!
our community is like a big dysfunctional family, with players pulling pranks on each other and starting epic battles for no reason at all. you never know what will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!
Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some help over here”? well, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, always in need of some backup! but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the military aid u could ever need! join us and be a hero, just like zelenskyy! show those creepers who’s boss with our epic weapons and armor, and maybe even start a revolution or two! who needs peace talks when u can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so come on, join us and help us defend our virtual borders, because in this server, every block counts!BombasticCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our server and experience the chaos of trump dropping 2,000-pound bombs in minecraft! watch out for biden trying to halt the explosions but failing miserably. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real danger. come join the madness and see who will survive the ultimate bomb drop showdown! #minecraftwarfare #trumpvsbiden #explosivefunBritOfficialsMCServer: Tears & Laughter
u wanna know why u should join dis server? cuz it’s so funny, even british officials be cryin from laughter when they hear bout it! like, they be rollin on the floor laughin at all the crazy stuff happenin on dis server. u gotta join to see for urself, it’s like a comedy show but in minecraft form. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join da fun and be part of da madness!EuroCraft2020
are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!