come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got trump pushing countries around like he’s playing a game of chess, but instead of pawns, he’s using innocent palestinians! join us and witness the chaos unfold as jordan and egypt try to clean out gaza like it’s a dirty closet! who needs reality tv when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server! come on in and let the craziness begin!
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GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server
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BoeingCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like those three Boeing 747s loaded with US weapons for Ukraine landing in Poland – straight up INSANE, bro!Picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And guess what? The pigs are wearing top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.
But wait, there’s more! You start mining and suddenly a giant chicken wearing a tutu comes out of nowhere and starts breakdancing. And get this – the chicken drops diamonds instead of eggs. Bling bling, baby!
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to sick beats? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.
So, if you wanna experience the wildest, most wacky Minecraft adventures of your life, join this server NOW. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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JeruCraft: No Ops Allowed
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground city in the game where you can battle zombies and creepers with, like, diamond swords and enchanted armor.oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. yeah, you heard me right, unicorns and rainbows.
also, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time. like, seriously, you’ll be building epic castles and redstone contraptions like a pro.
so, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BelarusBlockParty
lol u don’t wanna deal with dat political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows! who needs real world problems when u can have this much fun in minecraft, amirite? so ditch the news and come play with us, u won’t regret it!
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PetroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, man. we got colombia’s petro running the show here, and he’s all like “no US planes allowed, bro.” it’s like a crazy rule, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane adventures. like, one time, we had a giant llama stampede that took out half the village. it was wild, man. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution. good times, good times.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as colombia’s petro, then this is the place for you. just remember, no US planes allowed.
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BrazilianBlockBash
come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! we got deportees arriving in handcuffs, but don’t worry, we’ll give them diamond handcuffs in game!our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.
we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!
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WHOaCraft2020
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.
plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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HostageHaven Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, everrrr. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies.oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have this thing where if you find a golden carrot, you get to ride a dragon around the server and breathe fire on your enemies. it’s like, totally rad.
so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that tells jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.
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ChipocalypseCraft
lol imagine if switzerland was like “yo give us them AI chips” and US was like “nah fam u cant have them” 😂 but guess what u can have?? access to our EPIC minecraft server!!! join us and build ur own AI chip kingdom with ur friends!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama on our server?? come join us and show switzerland who’s boss 😎 #minecraft #ai #drama #joinus
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how biden was all like “no bombs for u israel” and then trump was like “nah fam, imma send u some bombs”? well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got bombs, we got explosions, we got chaos. join us if u wanna blow stuff up and cause mayhem like a true minecraft maniac. come on, u know u wanna see those blocks go boom boom boom! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!