come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!
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KimJongCraft: AmmoWars
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz it’s like trump-level serious about being the best minecraft server out there. like, we’re launching a trade war with canada and mexico, but, like, in minecraft.u gotta join cuz we got crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes u invincible and creepers that explode with glitter. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will give u free stuff just for joining.
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will totally wreck u if u cross him. but, like, in a fun way.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.
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CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??
so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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TrumpCraft: UkrainePeacePlan
so, liek, u kno how donald trump is all liek “imma make peace in ukraine in 100 days”? well, guess what, his secret plan got leaked and it turns out he was gonna build a minecraft server to bring everyone together! yea, u heard me right, a minecraft server for world peace!join our server and help bring peace to ukraine through building epic structures and battling mobs together! who knew minecraft could save the world, amirite?
plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might even get a chance to meet donald trump himself in game! imagine mining diamonds with the president, how crazy is that?!
so come on, join our server and be a part of history in the making. let’s show the world that minecraft can bring peace to ukraine, one block at a time!
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HostageHavocMC
so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where, like, eight hostages were held captive by the evil creepers and zombies, but then this epic ceasefire deal was made with the villagers and now they’re all dead, but, like, in a good way cuz they’re free now, ya know? so come join us and help us rebuild their village and stuff, it’s gonna be lit, bro! #freetheminecrafthostages #villagerpower
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KurskCraft: No More Troops!
come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean troops are withdrawing from the kursk front after getting wrecked by a bunch of noobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. build your own empire and rule over the land with an iron fist, or maybe just chill and make some pixel art. either way, you won’t be bored on this server. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a secret portal to the nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and ghasts for days. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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CanMexCraft: No US Orders!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the canada and mexico steelmakers have taken over and are refusing new us orders!! why??? because they are too busy building epic castles and skyscrapers in the game!!you can join their crazy adventures and help them mine for diamonds and fight off creepers and zombies!! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with gold and emeralds!!
so what are you waiting for?? come join the chaos and mayhem on our server and be part of the craziest minecraft experience ever!!
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ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server
lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.
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CraftyCartels: Trade Wars & Blocky Alliances
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got pigs flying in the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.
come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got more explosions than north korea supplying russia’s ammo for a war against ukraine! you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell! join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few creepers blowing up your house! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!