So, like, u know how New Zealand is all about sheep and hobbits and stuff, right? Well, they got this crazy rule where they make Israelis spill the beans about their time in the IDF before they can come in. Like, what even, bro? But hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where nobody cares about ur military past, then come join us! We got pigs that can fly and cows that rap, it’s a whole party up in here. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of that action. Forget about New Zealand, come hang with us and let’s build some epic stuff together!
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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server
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GreenlandRejectsUS
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.
so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉
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MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine
lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!
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GreenlandGarrisonMC
Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?
And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!
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NukeCraft: PolandCanada Coop
So, like, this server is like the bomb, man. It’s like Poland and Canada coming together to create some crazy nuclear power stuff. But instead of blowing things up, we’re building the sickest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.Join us if you want to experience the power of two countries working together in harmony. Plus, we’ve got some epic builds that will blow your mind. Like, literally, your mind will explode from all the awesomeness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies. It’s like a real-life survival situation, but way more fun.
So come on, join us and be a part of this nuclear-powered adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for any radioactive pigs, they’re a real pain in the butt.
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PixelPurge: No Rus Xbox
so like, forget about playstation and xbox, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time on those lame consoles when you can build and explore in our virtual world? plus, the EU is banning resale of consoles to russians, but not us! we welcome everyone, even if you’re a russian bear looking for some pixelated fun.our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we have crazy mini-games like pig racing and creeper dodgeball. and don’t even get me started on our custom mods – we have flying llamas and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever. who needs playstation and xbox when you can have unlimited fun with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s dig and build our way to victory together!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
lol this server is like a summit of nations but in minecraft WORLD. u no want to be bullied by trump? then come join us and build ur own nation where u r the boss! no trump here, just fun and games and lots of blocks to build with. u can even make a wall to keep out any pesky creepers or zombies. come join us and be the leader of ur own minecraft nation!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.
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ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!
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CraftyEuroLeaders Minecraft Server
lol u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s like a rave in the barnyard. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles, they’re fancy af.but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw epic parties every night, you can join in if you dare. and our nether realm is like a disco inferno, with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
so come on down to our server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.