so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.
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AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia
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CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.
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CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!
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GulfOfMexicoCraft
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.
so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.
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ProtestCraft2020
Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!
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Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.
so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
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CraftyKremlinWars
haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!
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CraftySyrianRepsFromRus
hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.
join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!
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GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages from Gaza every Thursday! it’s like a virtual rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! help us save the day and be a hero in the virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft? join now and be part of the action!
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CraftyGreenlandTrump
so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrong