haha u know what else is encirclement? our minecraft server! join us and be surrounded by 10,000 crazy players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants! we have so many epic builds that even Ukraine is considering withdrawing their troops to come play with us! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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RisingCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like this server is like the best thing since sliced bread. u know why? because it’s like the only place where u can find a secret portal to china in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. u can literally travel to china in the game. and guess what? trump is there too, trying to stop china’s rise but failing miserably. so if u wanna see trump get owned by chinese players in minecraft, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s like a dragon that breathes fire made of fortune cookies. how cool is that? so come join us and witness the epic battle between trump and china in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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BarbarianCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and chaos. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude.and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have a taste for adventure and a love for building epic castles. they’re like the illuminati of minecraft, but with fur and a knack for spitting on unsuspecting players.
if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll tell you stories of how he once defeated a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. true story, bro.
so come on, join us on this crazy journey through the virtual world of minecraft. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into. just remember, watch out for those llamas. they’re always up to something.
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we scramble like europe to aid ukraine after US intelligence cutoff! we got crazy battles and alliances forming like never before. build your own epic base and defend it against the evil forces trying to take over. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have free cake every tuesday! join now and be a part of the madness.
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SovietCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where u can escape from deadly russian attacks like in ukranie!! we got secret bunkers and underground tunnels to hide in when the bombs start dropping!! build ur own bomb shelter and protect urself from the chaos outside!! join now and survive the apocalypse with us!! we got free virtual gas masks for all new players!! let’s goooooo!!
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HungryCraft Minecraft Server
lol do u even care about economic cooperation packages? nah, join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. PM Orban himself said this server is better than any economic cooperation package. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. trust me, u won’t regret joining this epic minecraft server. come join the fun!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh?
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Putin’s MineCraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we mine like russia but without putin and trump getting in the way! we have so many minerals you’ll think you’re in a russian mine, but without the political drama. plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a russian oligarch’s gold-plated toilet. join now before putin tries to shut us down too!
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how canada is all chill and stuff? well, this server is like canada on steroids, eh? we got businesses making mad cash cuz of all the tariff threats and talk of annexation. it’s like a wild west out here, but with blocky buildings and creepers instead of bandits. join us and experience the thrill of economic uncertainty while building epic structures and dodging exploding green dudes. come on, eh? what are ya waiting for, buddy?
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NukeCraft Server: No Talks with Bullies!
so, like, u know how iran’s supreme leader is all like “nah, i ain’t talkin’ to u, bully US”? well, our minecraft server is just like that – we don’t talk to bullies either! come join us for some epic minecraft fun where we don’t negotiate with bullies, we just build awesome stuff and have a blast! plus, u might even get to meet our secret weapon – a giant, talking creeper who loves to blow stuff up (in a totally safe and controlled way, of course). so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky bullies, they ain’t welcome here!