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  • CraftyZelenskyy76

    CraftyZelenskyy76
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

    and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

    so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

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  • YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks

    YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE YUKON PREMIER BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA, WE DONT EXCLUDE ANYONE EXCEPT FOR CREEPERS CUZ THEY BE BLOWIN UP EVERYTHING. JOIN US AND WE’LL HALT THE BIDDING ON BORING SERVERS AND START BUYING ALL THE BOOZE FROM OUR OWN BREWERY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENDER DRAGONS AS PETS. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY MADNESS!

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  • CraftySAFundingCut

    CraftySAFundingCut
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods

    MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!

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  • LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

    LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble
    so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

    we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

    also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

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  • EU Defense Talks Minecraft Server

    EU Defense Talks Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where u can build ur own castle and defend it against a horde of angry llamas. yea, u heard me right. llamas. they’re like, super aggressive and will stop at nothing to destroy ur precious castle. but don’t worry, u can also ride them into battle if u tame them first.

    oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant zombie pigman boss spawns and u have to team up with other players to defeat it? it’s like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy.

    plus, our server has a secret underground city where u can trade with mysterious villagers for rare items and weapons. but be careful, because the city is also home to a pack of wild wolves who will attack anyone who gets too close.

    so, if u think u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • CanalCraft: No More Chinese!

    CanalCraft: No More Chinese!
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground base full of llamas wearin top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and serve diamond-encrusted cake.

    also, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from ur eyes.

    oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks and flying pigs? yea, it’s pretty lit.

    so come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • EliteCraft Minecraft Server

    EliteCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • TrumpTailsMC

    TrumpTailsMC
    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

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  • BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

    BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!
    join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

    we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

    if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

    so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

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