come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!
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CraftyPolishMiner
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CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server
so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop diamonds. also, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!
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GazaPoliceGone11
join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
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IvoryCraft Minecraft Server
lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution
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Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!
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AssassinateAssadCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.
if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!
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AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow
LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!
WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!
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Hangman’s Retreat
come join our epic minecraft server where we abolished the death penalty just like Zimbabwe did! we haven’t hung anyone in like 20 years so you know we’re all about that peaceful life. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to blow up. join us for a killer time (but not literally, cuz we don’t do that here). come build, mine, and survive with us in this death penalty-free zone. it’s gonna be a blast!
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GazaHospitalRaidFunCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we raid hospitals in gaza and take out terrorists like a boss! we don’t mess around, we take out those bad guys and save the day! who needs civilians when you can have an adrenaline-pumping adventure like this? plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!
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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian travel agent accused of organizing lgbt tours found dead in pretrial detention! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a russian roulette game gone wrong.we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of spaghetti. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.
join us for the craziest adventures, the wildest parties, and the most epic battles. we promise you’ll never be bored, and you might even forget about that russian travel agent altogether.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!