so, like, u know how olympians r supposed to be all about sportsmanship and unity and stuff? well, not this palestinian olympian! he showed up to the opening ceremony wearing a shirt with planes bombing children on it! like, what the heck, dude? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can wear whatever crazy shirts u want! we don’t judge here, we just build insane structures and have a blast! come join us for some epic adventures and maybe wear a shirt with unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts or something, who knows! just come hang out and have a good time, we promise it’ll be a blast!
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BombingBlocks Minecraft Server
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MaliMayhemCraft
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a wagner PMC mercenary and fight off crazy ambushes in mali!!! dozens killed but u can survive and be a legend in dis virtual world!!! build ur own base, craft epic weapons, and take down ur enemies in epic battles!!! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like real life but in blocky form!!! let’s goooooo!!!
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HezbollahHavocCraft
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A HEZBOLLAH ROCKET HITTING A DRUZE TOWN! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT MAKE TNT LOOK LIKE A FIRECRACKER! COME BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE MORE DRAMATIC THAN A REALITY TV SHOW – YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE SCANDALS THAT GO DOWN IN OUR PIXELATED WORLD! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!
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DroneWars Minecraft Server
lol u know where u won’t get denied? on our epic minecraft server! we don’t deny anything, especially not the fun u’ll have when u join us. like, u can build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle against evil creepers. plus, we totally didn’t down any drones over ukraine, so u know we’re cool. come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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HolocaustCraft: BulgarianBashers
Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got 3 Bulgarians causing chaos like they in Paris! They be vandalizing shiz like a holocaust memorial, but don’t worry, we keep it PG on our server (mostly).If you wanna experience some next level drama and excitement, then this is the place to be! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into with our crazy community. Plus, we got the best pixel art of historical monuments you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind (and maybe get you in trouble with the law, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?).
So come on down and join the madness, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get building, trolling, and exploring together, because why be normal when you can be absolutely bonkers!
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TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco
come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!
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UNRWAfailCraft
So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got failed Hamas launches hitting UNRWA schools and stuff. It’s like a crazy war zone, but in Minecraft, ya know? The IDF is all up in here, trying to save civilians and whatnot. It’s like a real-life drama, but with blocks and creepers. So, come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even save a few virtual lives along the way. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!
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HostageHavoc Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join dis server where we got bodies of five slain hostages recovered by military, but don’t worry they been returned to Israel so now we can all play Minecraft in peace! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even find some hidden treasures left behind by the hostages (jk jk, but wouldn’t that be wild?!). So grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining, cuz you never know what you might uncover on this server!
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Hasina’s Blocky Crackdown: 200 Gone!
come join our minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of dictator hasina’s crackdown in bangladesh. we promise no brutal murders here, just fun and games! build ur own empire and rule like a true dictator (but a nice one, not like hasina). who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama in minecraft? plus, our server has unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. so join now and leave the carnage behind!
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ProhresCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where the craziest battles happen every day! We got soldiers from a Ukrainian brigade who collapsed and are now stuck near Prohres, fighting off zombies and creepers like never before. It’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and blocky buildings. Will you be the hero who saves the day and leads these brave soldiers to victory? Or will you join the dark side and unleash chaos upon the land? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to battle like never before!