But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?
We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”
Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!
ALLEGED KILLINGS OF UKRAINIAN POWS? MORE LIKE ALLEGED KILLINGS OF CREEPERS IN OUR PVP ARENA!
WE’VE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MINECRAFT MINECART RIDE! JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS OF OUR SERVER!
that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.
so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!
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The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 10GB (32 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ve ever seen. From giant creepers that explode with glitter to zombie pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never run out of epic loot to collect.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party in the sky, and you’re invited!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the legendary Hokage. Believe it!
Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.
But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.
Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets about your fellow players that will make your jaw drop. From secret underground bases to hidden alliances, this server is a hotbed of intrigue and betrayal.
But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between factions that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who brings chaos to the server? The choice is yours!
So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.