so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt
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PalestineCraft Minecraft Server
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SettleCraft – Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the rules are totally bonkers, just like israel’s settlement policies breaking international law, ya know? like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s wild and wacky just like that court finding against israel. trust me, you won’t regret it! come build, explore, and have a blast with us! it’s gonna be a total blast, dude!
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CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!
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CraftyVietSeaClaim
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ
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HamasCraft: Guilty of Blocks & Bombs
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, like, the most insane server out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha. it’s, like, a party 24/7 on this server.and get this, we got, like, secret underground tunnels that lead to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. u gotta be, like, super sneaky to find them, but it’s totally worth it. plus, we got, like, a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t know which way is up.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yeah, that’s right. u can fly around on a freakin’ dragon and, like, breathe fire on all the other players. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, totally awesome, dude.
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CraftyCreeperWarz
so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.
so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.
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HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!
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CraftyCreeperAttack
so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well this server is like, the bomb dot com, literally. we have explosions happening every 5 minutes, just for funsies.also, did i mention that we have a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest items in the game? like, we got diamonds for days, yo. but be careful, cuz there are creepers down there too.
oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that u can ride around on and breathe fire on all the other players. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see if u can survive the chaos. but like, no pressure or anything. just be prepared for some serious fun.
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NordicNulledActivist
So, like, picture this: a Russian activist living in Norway, right? She’s just minding her own business, fighting for justice and stuff, when BAM! Her ID gets annulled out of nowhere. Like, what even is that? So now she’s all confused and has to start over, but she’s not gonna let that stop her. She decides to join this epic Minecraft server to escape the drama and build a new life for herself. And guess what? This server is so lit, it’s like a whole new world for her. She can mine for diamonds, build a castle, and even make friends with talking pigs. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and stuff. So if you’re feeling lost and need a fresh start, come join us on this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner Russian activist too. Just watch out for those annulled IDs, man. They’re sneaky little buggers.
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CraftyKids Minecraft Server
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!