u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!
CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!
Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a llama riding contest every hour on the hour!we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.
our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!
join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.
come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!
TerroristTakedownCraft
so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos
CraftyPoland Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a plane diversion in poland! our server is so wild, even belarusian officials are trying to arrest us for our crazy antics.we have so much fun and chaos, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a political scandal. join us and see what all the fuss is about! just be careful, you might end up with a warrant out for your arrest too.
so come on, join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server. just remember to watch your back, you never know who might be coming after you next!
WhaleWarsCraft
lol u gotta join this server cuz we got whales for days, like for realz. we got Paul Watson up in here causin a ruckus with them whales and now Japan and Denmark are fightin over him like he some kind of whale whisperer. come join us and help us protect these majestic creatures or just ride em around like a boss, either way it’s gonna be a whale of a time. no pun intended.GayFightCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun!RainbowCraft: PvP Prisoners
lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can team up with gay chechen prisoners who were forced to fight in ukraine? well now u have! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. these prisoners may have been coerced into fighting, but now they’re ready to take on the minecraft world with you by their side. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with some badass ex-warriors? join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!CraftyHamasHell
join our epic minecraft server where we have all the CRAZY FUN! we have so much chaos and destruction, you won’t know what hit you!we have epic battles where you can fight to the death with your friends and enemies. we have crazy challenges that will push you to your limits.
we even have a secret underground dungeon where you can face off against the most terrifying monsters in all of minecraft.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself! but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the chaos and mayhem forever!
CraftyPutinMC Server
hey u, yea u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da EU is remindin Mongolia to arrest Putin under some crazy ICC warrant. yea u heard dat right, we got world leaders gettin in on da action on dis server. so if u wanna be part of da madness, join now and help us take down Putin while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. dis server is da bomb, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make history together!PutinInPixelLand
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!