International Insults MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts

native language, insult customs, ethnic insults, global insults, insult translations

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have diamonds for days, and our villagers are so rich they wipe their butts with emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who spit on anyone who dares to grief. And our admin? Let’s just say he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky chaos. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

global perspectives, global perceptions, cognitive function, Cultural differences, intelligence shaming

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

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DoggoDisSeats Minecraft Server

Sight, service dog training, Mobility, fake disabilities, service dog working

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people on public transportation? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everyone respects your service dog’s space! We don’t discriminate against players with disabilities, visible or not. Plus, our virtual buses are always empty so you can sit wherever you want without any hassle. And if anyone dares to pet your virtual service dog, just put your foot in front of their head and problem solved! Join now and let’s build a world where everyone can ride the bus in peace, even if they “look blind” with a service dog.

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WeddingBlockParty

Priorities, close friends, Wedding, relationships, Communication

Are you tired of wedding drama? Looking for a place where you can escape the family feuds and enjoy a stress-free celebration? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can invite all your friends, family, and even that sketchy boyfriend your sister insists on bringing. We have unlimited guest slots, so no need to worry about making tough decisions on who to invite.

Plus, our server is drama-free! No more awkward family dinners or heated political arguments ruining your special day. And if anyone tries to cause a scene, we have virtual bouncers ready to kick them out (sorry, Tom).

So come join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss. Don’t be the AITA of your Minecraft world – join our server today!

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StagnantCraft – From Cavemen to Moonmen

human development, Evolution, Moonmen, human achievements, innovation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s biggest questions while building epic structures and battling mobs! Ever wondered why ancient humans took so long to advance technologically? Well, on our server, we believe it’s because they were too busy trying to tame creepers and ride pigs into battle. Join us and uncover the secrets of the past while creating your own crazy adventures in a world where anything is possible! Who needs the moon when you can build your own rocket ship and explore the far reaches of our blocky universe? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through history and beyond!

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CraftyUkrainiansHideAndSeek

Ukrainian MP, draft evasion, Refugees, ukrainians, fear

come join our epic minecraft server where you can hide from mobilization just like 800 thousand ukrainians! build secret underground bunkers, disguise yourself as a sheep, and avoid getting drafted into the army! but be careful, because the mods might catch you and send you off to war in the nether! join now for the ultimate thrill of survival and evasion!

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GranolaCraft: Hot vs Cold

hot cereals, recipe, cold, grains, liquid

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE GRANOLA CEREAL FIGHT HOT CEREALS IN EPIC THERMOMETER BATTLES!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR BREAKFAST FOODS HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN AND FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY. WILL THE GRANOLA CEREAL GANG BE ABLE TO OUTSMART THE HOT CEREALS OR WILL THE THERMOMETER THROW A PLOT TWIST INTO THE MIX?

JOIN US FOR CRAZY FOOD FIGHTS, WACKY ADVENTURES, AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH THERMOMETERS THAT CAN TELL YOU THE TEMPERATURE OF ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOM’S COOKING!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE BREAKFAST MEETS MINECRAFT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAY POSSIBLE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY.

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CraftyClimateScientists

research findings, large-scale survey, scientific collaboration, climate change, climate science

u wanna know why u should join this server? well let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a group of scientists from the University of Amsterdam decided to take a break from saving the world from climate change and instead, they created the most epic Minecraft server ever.

on this server, you can build your own eco-friendly village, complete with solar panels and wind turbines. u can even team up with other players to tackle environmental challenges like deforestation and pollution.

but here’s the best part – every time u complete a mission on the server, a real tree gets planted in the Amazon rainforest. that’s right, u can save the planet one block at a time! so come join us and let’s make Minecraft green again!

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VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Play, Server, Vanilla, OWNER, description

The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

r341.vanillaboxmc.ru

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LEGACY OF ERIS: Where the drama is virtual and the dragons are pixelated. Opening soon!

Currency, Lore, Blacksmiths, fertility, virtual

Legacy of Eris Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival roleplay
World Features	Lore, structures, new biomes, currency
Great Houses	House of Bernai House of Artisia House of Luminus House of Gord House of Leria

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, join our Discord and fill out the application provided.

What is the Discord link?

You can join our Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/rQx2VejbTs

What is the server’s theme?

The server has a fantasy theme with different Great Houses and lore for players to explore and interact with.

Can I play solo on the server?

While the server encourages teamwork and interaction within the Great Houses, players can also play solo if they prefer.