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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 955 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4986 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5092 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
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