WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.
ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.
JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!
ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!
we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!
build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!
but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!
We’ve got 41 institutions on board for this crazy adventure, and guess what? 39 of them are totally obsessed with us! The other two tried us out but decided we were a total flop. But hey, that just means every single participating institution has had a taste of our awesomeness.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only ones with the crypto swag that everyone’s talking about. Come join us for some wild adventures and see why we’re the talk of the town!
we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!
plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!
Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.
With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join us for an explosive experience that will leave you speechless, just like the Challenger explosion did back in the day. We promise you won’t be disappointed as you embark on a journey through the stars, dodging asteroids and aliens along the way.
So, if you want to relive the adrenaline-pumping thrill of the Challenger launch, join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that is truly out of this world! Just make sure to buckle up and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild.
so now, not only do we have the best players from all over the world, but we also have the EU medicines agency bringing their A-game to the server. like, imagine battling it out in a PvP match and suddenly the EU medicines agency swoops in with some crazy potion that makes you invincible for like, 10 minutes.
plus, they’re always hosting these wild events where you can win rare items and special perks. like, one time they had a scavenger hunt where you had to find all these hidden treasures around the map and the prize was a diamond sword that could shoot lasers.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit even the EU medicines agency can’t stay away, then you gotta come check out Bluesky. trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join the ultimate semi-anarchy experience where the world is yours to destroy, create, and conquer. No rules, just endless fun (with a few boundaries to keep things from going too wild). PvP, griefing, and alliances are all fair game—but don’t expect to be safe for long!
| Semi-Anarchy | Build or destroy—whatever you like. The world is your canvas… or battlefield. |
|---|---|
| PvP Enabled | Fight, raid, or form alliances. Trust no one… unless you do. |
| Griefing Allowed | Tear down what others build, but don’t expect it to be permanent. |
| Custom Events & Challenges | Stay tuned for server-wide chaos events that will test your survival skills. |
| Free Exploration | Travel the vast world, discover hidden bases, or start your own kingdom. |
| No Pay-to-Win | Everyone is equal. No ranks or special items for money—just pure Minecraft madness. |
Join the Community: Join our Discord for updates, events, and to chat with fellow chaos-lovers: https://discord.gg/cFEGXtM7fE
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | Yes, as long as they do not provide unfair advantages or break the server rules. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | Yes, griefing is allowed, but do not be a constant menace and ensure it’s fun for everyone. |
| Are there any banned items or blocks? | End Crystals and Spawn Anchors are banned for balance and fun purposes. |
| Is PvP mandatory on the server? | No, PvP is optional. Players can choose to fight, form alliances, or avoid combat altogether. |
| Are there any ranks or pay-to-win features? | No, everyone is equal on the server. There are no ranks or special items that can be purchased for real money. |
But wait, there’s more! Remember Saki from Splash Star? Well, turns out she’s Ire’s mom in this crazy server world. And get this – her faceless husband from Otona Kibou no Chikara 23 was actually a secret magician from Magic World! Mind blown, right?
Oh, and did I mention that Saki is divorced in this alternate Minecraft reality? No wedding ring for her, she’s a free spirit now. And something tragic happened to make Ire want to change the past. Maybe he’ll save his mom’s life, who knows? It’s a wild ride of mystery and intrigue, just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.
So, if you’re into mind-bending storylines, adulting like a pro, and creating your own quantum tunnel to collapse the waveform of your Minecraft world, then this server is the place to be. Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Or afterlife, who knows? It’s all up to you, dude. Let’s get weird!
Just imagine the drama and excitement of winning big and dealing with greedy friends who want a piece of your virtual fortune. Will you be generous and share the wealth, or stand your ground and keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on over and start scratching those virtual cards for a chance to strike it rich and experience the thrill of Minecraft drama like never before. Who knew mining and crafting could lead to such outrageous adventures? Join us now and let the fun begin!
But that’s not all – do you have a firstborn child in Minecraft and need some peace and quiet after giving birth? Join our server and rest assured that no overbearing pixelated in-laws will be knocking on your virtual door within the first 24 hours! Because let’s be real, this is YOUR virtual world and you deserve to set the rules!
So come on over and join us, where you can laugh in the face of anyone who tries to tell you how to play Minecraft. Build, create, and enjoy some much-needed virtual peace and quiet. Because in this world, you’re the boss – no insane in-laws allowed!
and get dis, once u start workin on dis server, u gonna be so hyped up dat u ain’t gonna need no sleep, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic castles and slayin creepers, amirite? but wait, there’s more! if u work from home on dis server, u gonna be sleepin even less, cuz u gonna be too busy building a virtual empire and ruling over all dem noobs.
so come on, join dis lit minecraft server and let’s get turnt up on some blocky adventures! ain’t no server like dis one, trust me, u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on all da fun and craziness dat goes down here. let’s do dis, fam!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Player Age | 30+ |
| Server Version | Vanilla Java 1.21.4 |
| Rules | No PVP, stealing, griefing |
A: The server is mostly comprised of older adults in their 30s and above, but players of all ages are welcome as long as they follow the rules.
A: The server does not allow PVP, stealing, or griefing. Players are encouraged to build, farm, and enjoy the game in a friendly environment.
A: Send a message to the server owner to request the information needed to join the server.
Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.