WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!
OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)
COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!
PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right?
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds? Just be careful not to anger the sea monsters guarding the entrance – they have a tendency to turn players into dolphins for fun.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack). Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made – unlike that time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff. Ouch.
oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even Trump himself tried to pause military aid to Ukraine just to come play with us. yeah, true story. apparently he got into a heated clash with Zelenskiy because he couldn’t stop building giant golden towers in our server.
but hey, who can blame him? once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna leave. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the sickest parties.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again! or something like that. just trust me, you won’t regret it. #blocklife #creepercha-cha
join us if u wanna see pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party for all our players where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
also, did u know that on this server, diamonds grow on trees? yep, u heard that right. just chop down a tree and BAM, diamonds for days.
oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic and outrageous minecraft server ever created. plus, did i mention that we have a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| World Status | Freshly launched |
| Focus | Collaboration, building, exploring, and fun |
| Playstyle | Semi-vanilla with minor tweaks |
A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address listed in our Discord server.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate banishment.
A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
A: Yes, we plan to host regular events and competitions to keep the gameplay exciting.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| No-griefing policy | Economy SMP with 0% pay-to-win store |
| Server Start | October 2018 |
| World Reset | Never. World dates back to July 2019 |
| Technical Details | Dedicated server in Virginia, runs on a Ryzen 5 5800X machine |
| Website | Visit Website |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can players grief on the server? | No, there is a strict no-griefing policy on the server |
| Are there any pay-to-win features? | No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store |
| Is there a live map of the server? | Yes, you can view the live map here |
| What is the difficulty level of the server? | The difficulty is set to Hard |
| Is there a limit on automatic farms? | No, there are no limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, secret tunnels, and hidden treasures. Plus, did I mention we have a special Jew-themed treasure hunt every week?
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Just remember, <3 JEWS!
First off, the spawn point was like a magical unicorn paradise with rainbow sheep and flying pigs everywhere. And get this, the admins were all dressed as clowns and would only communicate in riddles. It was wild, man.
But then things took a turn for the creepy when I stumbled upon this hidden underground dungeon filled with talking skeletons who just wanted to have a dance party. I mean, who knew skeletons had such sick moves, right?
And don’t even get me started on the secret society of llamas that ruled the server with an iron hoof. They had this whole conspiracy theory about how the moon was made of cheese and they were planning to launch a rocket to go mine it. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will take you on a wild ride of emotions, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we call Minecraft. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of panda warriors who are always ready to defend their bamboo forest from any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you unlimited power and tacos for life.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where cultural traditions from around the globe come together in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
like, imagine this: you log on and you’re instantly transported to a world where everything is made of cheese. yes, cheese. and not just any cheese, but like, the fanciest cheese you’ve ever tasted. you can build your own cheese castle and ride around on cheese horses. it’s like a dream come true for all you cheese lovers out there.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground lair where you can battle evil cheese monsters and save the cheese kingdom from certain doom. it’s like a cheesy version of game of thrones, but way more fun and way less nudity.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make putin do a happy dance, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky cheese zombies – they’re a real pain in the brie.