WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!
OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)
COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!
PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of bacon-loving zombies. Or team up with your friends to take on the mighty Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like Creeper High Jump and Enderman Synchronized Swimming. Just be sure to bring your blast-proof armor!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a stray Creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
Anyway, speaking of Minecraft, have you heard about this server? It’s, like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds! It’s bonkers, man!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out and throws the wildest parties. Like, you wouldn’t believe the stuff that goes down there. It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons instead of people.
So, if you’re looking for a good time and some epic adventures, come join our server! You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Sheinbaum herself, just chilling and playing some Minecraft after a crazy motorcade accident. Life is wild, man. Life is wild.
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| Server IP | moorlandsanct.net |
|---|---|
| Port (Bedrock only) | 25565 |
| Website | Coming Soon |
| Discord Server | https://discord.gg/sFBMckXNFP |
Moorland Sanctuary is a play-on-words/name for the owner’s online username, QuietWindUponTheMoor. It was brainstormed by the owner himself and his best friend, Skye.
Moorland Sanctuary has its own, fully-custom lottery plugin called QLottery, which is a core feature of our SMP server.
We are currently in an ‘open testing’ phase and welcome feedback from players. We are also looking for mature staff members to join our team.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions. We use Geyser & FloodGate for Bedrock compatibility. |
| How can I apply to become a staff member? | Staff applications can be found in our Discord server. We recommend at least 5-10 hours of playtime before applying. |
| What gamemodes are currently available? | We offer SMP, FLATMMO, SkyGrid, with Cadged Loyalties coming soon. |
Join us now and be part of the action before it’s too late! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you on this server. Get ready for a wild ride filled with excitement, fun, and of course, lots of mining and crafting. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join us today and let the madness begin!
Imagine falling asleep on your girlfriend while she’s trying to send you spicy pics – that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server. With deleted messages, furious arguments, and heartfelt apologies, you’ll never have a dull moment here.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about communication and bedtime etiquette along the way.