WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!
OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)
COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!
PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
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Join us for a wild ride where the only currency that matters is the amount of creepers you can explode in one go. Forget about taxes and government taking your hard-earned diamonds, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is the amount of times you accidentally fall into lava.
So come on, join us and let’s make some real money – in diamonds, that is! Who needs a six-figure income when you can have a six-figure diamond stash instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring a pickaxe, then you might regret it a little.
Imagine the thrill of trying to mine diamonds while your friend is taking a virtual shower right next to you. It’s like a real-life relationship simulator, but in pixel form!
Don’t worry about feeling cramped in our tiny virtual world, because here at our server, we believe that living on top of each other is the key to true bonding. Who needs personal space when you can have constant companionship?
So come join us and experience the joy of sharing a bathroom with your Minecraft buddies. It’s not weird, it’s just a unique way to connect with your fellow gamers. Plus, who needs privacy when you have the camaraderie of a tight-knit community?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, ready to party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers who just want to show off their killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is the only currency that matters.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Olympics,” where pigs compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized swimming and piggyback races. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive “Chickenzilla,” a giant chicken who roams the server causing mayhem wherever it goes.
So why wait? Join us today and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: who’s managed to milk the most out of what should’ve been a 30-minute fame moment?
imagine this: u eat a virtual sandwich in the game and suddenly u become immune to all damage for 10 minutes! or maybe u drink a virtual smoothie and ur speed is boosted by 200%! it’s like magic, but with bacteria!
we’ve got scientists and doctors in the game who will guide u on how to optimize ur gut health for maximum vaccine response. they’ll teach u which virtual foods to eat, which potions to brew, and which mobs to fight to level up ur gut microbiota game.
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The Most Fun SMP to Play with Friends! (Includes Lifesteal) Looking for the perfect Minecraft SMP to enjoy with your friends? Look no further! Our server has everything you need for an awesome time:
Great Gameplay: Join an active, friendly community where there’s always something fun happening. Whether you’re exploring new places, fighting off mobs, or building amazing structures, you’ll never get bored.
Keyalls: Enjoy regular keyalls where everyone on the server gets crate keys at the same time. It’s a fantastic way to keep everyone engaged and rewarded.
Team Up: Work together with friends and teammates to achieve your goals. Form alliances, build epic bases, and strategize to become the top group on the server.
Get Rich: Trade, mine, and craft your way to wealth. Build your fortune and become a dominant force on the server.
Join us for the most fun and exciting SMP experience around. With a great community, tons of features, and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave!
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| IP | TerminaMC.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | discord.gg/Termina |
| Bedrock | 19132 |
| Java | 25565 |
Features: mcMMO, Towny, Raiding & WARTIME, Voice Chat, Discord Live Chat
Play Your Way: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action or enjoy a passive SMP – you can choose the gameplay that suits you!
Town War: Own a town? Declare war on your enemies, raid their loot, and defend your own during Wartime!
Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom.
NO Pay-to-Win: Fair play environment where you can rank up and unlock perks without spending money.
All About Community: Join our growing community where towns clash during Wartime.
Community Discord: discord.gg/Termina
| Q: How do I join the server? | A: Simply enter the IP terminamc.com in your Minecraft client and start playing! |
| Q: What is Towny War? | A: Towny War allows town owners to declare war on other towns, raid their loot, and defend their own town during Wartime. |
| Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? | A: No, we believe in fair play and provide a balanced gameplay experience without pay-to-win elements. |
| Q: How can I earn perks and rank up on the server? | A: By simply enjoying the server and participating in gameplay, you can earn what you need to unlock perks like Silk Touch Spawners. |
| Q: How can I get more involved in the community? | A: Join our Discord server at discord.gg/Termina to connect with other players, ask questions, and participate in events! |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the Nether and back! And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and used it to roast marshmallows for a campfire party.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to funky tunes all night long. Plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter wherever they go.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.
Join us for a chance to win big in our virtual gambling den, where you can bet your precious diamonds on games of chance like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Will you hit the jackpot or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for glory and bragging rights. Will you emerge victorious as the ultimate champion, or will you be sent back to the surface in shame?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of gambling, fighting, and all-around chaos like never before! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends in our crazy virtual world.