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  • Zelenskyy’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Zelenskyy’s Epic Minecraft Server

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    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Zelenskyy himself pops in and is like, “yo, we need some strong steps from the US if Russia rejects ceasefire.” like, what even is happening, right?

    but don’t worry, because on this server, we got your back. we got crazy events like Zelenskyy dropping in randomly to ask for help, and if you join, you’ll be part of the most epic battles against evil forces trying to mess with our peaceful minecraft world.

    plus, we got the most lit community ever, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and have a blast. so come join us on this wild ride, where anything can happen and Zelenskyy might just need your help to save the day.

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we build relations like china and canada but with more explosions and less diplomacy. we promise to treat you with mutual respect as long as you don’t steal our diamonds. our community is as tight as a panda hugging a bamboo tree, and we welcome all players with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then we’ll blow you up). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs international politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some epic structures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first).

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  • Blocky Border Brawl 2024

    Blocky Border Brawl 2024

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    🎮 Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! 🎮

    Ever dream of mining blocks in a world where President Trump is plotting to annex Canada, Mexico, AND Greenland? Well, buckle up because this server is packed with more outrageousness than a pig on a unicycle!

    Why join us? Here are just a few wild reasons:

    1. Canada’s Maple Squrriel Capitals: Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the legendary Maple Squrriel Fortress, where you can negotiate peace treaties with capitalist beavers and download recipes for the world’s best syrup – made from blocky sap, of course!

    2. Mexico’s Spicy PVP Fiesta: Join the epic Taco Terror war games! Defend your base against marauding llamas who think they can steal your precious enchilada resources. You may even find ancient tacos that grant you the power of unlimited spicy guacamole!

    3. Greenland’s Ice Monster Showdowns: Did you know Greenland is actually the headquarters for the Ice Monster Council? Team up with penguins in diamond armor to take down rogue ice golems that are planning to melt and flood your creations.

    4. Presidential Building Battles: Every week, help build a replica of an outlandish presidential retreat where everything is made out of cake! Make sure to bring your finest enchanted frosting swords for epic cake-fights.

    5. International Relations in the Nether: Ever wanted to negotiate peace using only pork chops and enchanted potions? Our Nether portal takes you straight to the realm where they’re holding the most ridiculous peace talks between endermen and mooshrooms. Spoiler alert: it’s chaos!

    6. Bizarre Trade or Die: Trade rare ores for votes! That’s right, every block you mine will earn you “Political Points” for a chance to push outrageous server policies, like making it illegal to move without crafting roller skates!

    7. A Creeper’s World Domination: Help defend against an uprising of sentient Creepers who just want to threaten aggressive negotiations. Only with your help can they learn the art of diplomacy (and the consequences of exploding at allies)!

    So gear up for the absolute zaniest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join us now, before the llamas take over and you miss out on your chance to become a legendary builder of outrageous myths! ⚔️🍕🏰

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  • Trump’s Minecraft Server: Nonreciprocal Pact

    Trump’s Minecraft Server: Nonreciprocal Pact

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    so like, u know how trump is all like “wah wah wah, japan not givin us enough security” well guess what, on this server, we got the best security pact EVER. like, our mods are always on patrol, making sure no creepers blow up ur stuff. and u know what else? the japan players on our server are super nice and always sharing their diamonds and stuff. so come join us and experience the most reciprocal security pact in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • PixelPolitics: Crafting Ceasefires!

    PixelPolitics: Crafting Ceasefires!

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    Welcome to Chaotic Resolution: The Ceasefire of Cubes!

    In a realm where pixelated political tensions breach the skies, you’re summoned to the unholy union of diplomacy and diabolical block-breaking mayhem! Assemble your pickaxes and summon your strangest allies, because the server where Trump’s dubious sanctions meet the zombie hordes of Ukraine is about to unfold!


    What Awaits You in This Non-Euclidean Battlefield?

    • Tomfoolery Tariffs: Build towering structures only to have them taxed by the invisible hand of capitalism! Who’s in charge? Nobody knows! Will you make alliances with the Creepers, or just set traps for a laugh? The chaos is in your hands!

    • Sanction Showdown Events: Multiple times daily, partake in events where the world’s "leaders" (we use that term loosely) decide your fate by spinning a wheel of influence while you battle for control over absurd resources like Bouncy Blocks—rumored to be the very essence of misleading diplomacy. Who knows what funky outcomes will emerge?

      ResourceEffectAbsurd Consequences
      Bouncy BlocksCreates chaos underfootEntire player base suddenly prefers wool!
      Treaty TrophiesTrade exclusives with villagersCreate infinite chicken farms for no reason!
      Taxing TariffsRandomly convert blocks to gravelPlayers slowly become obsessed with gravel!

    Unheard Legends of the Server’s Origins

    Once upon a time, in a dimension teetering on the brink of its own logic, a prophecy foretold the rise of a realm led by…no one! Wandering weebs and nihilistic hermits banded together to form a server where every block crumbles under the weight of absurdity. Trust no one! Except maybe that guy over there with the diamond sword—he looks sketchy but is probably part of the resistance!


    Frequently Asked Confusions (FAQ)

    Q: Why does everything feel like a fever dream on this server? A: That’s the magic of the mind! Alternate realities twist and tango here. What’s real? Choose a block; take a bite!

    Q: Can players engage in combat while negotiating peace treaties? A: Only if they remember to wear mismatched armor! The universe demands sartorial chaos.

    Q: What are the server’s rules? A: If you can follow them, they might not be more than mere suggestions! Or maybe they are! That’s for you to discover…if you dare!


    Testimonies from the Unwitting

    “I thought I’d come to build, now I can’t stop crafting surreal nightmares! — Anon9273”

    “Whose idea was it to sanction my beloved chicken? I’m outraged! Excellent gameplay though! — CluckMaster3000”


    Whispers of Conspiracies and Cautionary Anecdotes

    Some say the server is built atop ancient land where pixelated spirits of former leaders roam, striking fear into those who dare cross the sacred realms. They’ve been spotted breeding strangely-tinted pigs who repeat the same nonsensical dialogue over and over. Beware!

    • Beware the Phantom Admins! They watch, they wait. You may be chosen. Or not. Either way, fun awaits!

    Join Us…If You Dare!

    Come decide the fate of a malleable world—your choice between memes, mayhem, or building cathedrals to chaos is just a click away. Step beyond the known, where sanity is a building block doomed to crumble before the whims of the absurd! Enter if you dare, for the fate of block-kind hangs precariously in balance.

    Will you bend the rules of reality, or will you succumb to the nonsensical embrace of the uncrafted chaos? The choice is yours!

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  • Trump’s EU Faux Pas Craft!

    Trump’s EU Faux Pas Craft!

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    The Upside-Down Kingdom of ChinaCraft: Where Reality Warps into Chaos!

    Welcome, brave souls, to ChinaCraft, the most destabilizing Minecraft server this side of the End! Here, political tensions don’t just simmer; they explode into pixelated pandemonium! If you’ve ever pondered deeply about why a blocky world feels more real than your daily existence, you’ve just stumbled into the rabbit hole of a universe where Trump’s treatment of Europe is not just news but a daily quest.

    Introductory Dystopia

    Are you ready to navigate a virtual landscape where geopolitical tensions are crafted from dirt blocks and ideological schisms litter the landscape like creepers? Immerse yourself in this bewildering realm, where you are not just playing a game, but rewriting history itself! For those whose spirits dare venture further, remember: reality is but a canvas, and chaos is the paint!


    Echoes from the Void: Why Are You Here?

    Here, we carve truths from the jagged edges of our blocky reality:

    • Dirt is Power: Collect it, cherish it. It represents the fragile foundation of our rapidly collapsing geopolitical alliances.
    • Crafty Conspiracies: Every block you place sends shockwaves through alternate timelines. Every choice has untold repercussions, echoing the “appalling” nuances of international diplomacy.

    Features of the Cornerstone of Madness

    FeatureDescription
    Creeper DiplomacyTrade your obsidian for alliances — just don’t get blown up!
    Echoes of EuroToggle the "EU Trade Hub" and witness blockheads battling for resources like it’s an oil crisis!
    Pig ApocalypseOccasional mobs transform into historical figures out for blocky vengeance. Could that be a portly politician?
    The Great Wall of ConfusionA towering barricade separating you from facts. Must be mined, but don’t you dare get too close—rumor has it, the residents of this mystical land are appalled!

    Quirky Testimonies from the Distorted Multiverse

    • "I joined to mine peacefully, stumbled into a power struggle, and now I have a pig in a suit following me around."lostplayer1234
    • “To be honest, I just wanted to build a castle. Now I’m embroiled in debates over border policies with zombies.”crazybuilder77

    Warning: The Server Has A Mind of Its Own!

    Join at your own risk! Rumor has it that players who take the “wrong” side in our in-game disputes vanish into the Nether, only to return as somber specters forever repeating, “The EU was once a grand alliance…”


    Secret Features of the Shadows

    • Crossover of Worlds: Unearth the secrets of the elusive Eurocode crafting table. It holds the power to transcend realms—if you dare face the consequences!
    • Reality Glitches: Sometimes, the game will spontaneously conjure blocky versions of world leaders. Don’t get too cozy; they’re not here to barter!

    The Call to Madness: Join or Be Left Behind!

    Dare you take a leap into the alluring madness of ChinaCraft? Secure your place among the unhinged and embrace the chaos that lies within! Will you ally with the brilliant yet absurd, or face the wild mobs of history’s greats?

    Join us and as they say in this upside-down kingdom: “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, for it’s a block party!”

    FAQ (We Promise It’s Not What You Think)

    • Q: Is this server actually stable?

      • A: Stability is an illusion; embrace the chaos!
    • Q: Will I face political backlash while playing?
      • A: Only if you dare to win too much!

    Prepare for the unpredictable, and welcome to ChinaCraft, where every block places you deeper into the absurdity of a world forever reshaping itself!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Order Buster!

    Crafting Chaos: Order Buster!

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    Welcome to the ChaosCraft Dominion: Where World Order Meets Blocky Annihilation

    Step right up, dear Blockheads and Digital Nomads! Prepare yourselves to plunge headfirst into the swirling abyss that is ChaosCraft, where the geopolitical dramas of our reality unravel into an unfathomable tapestry of pixelated nonsense. Buckle up—when peace meets pixelation, the outcome is anarchy cloaked in cubes, and the US is but a passive observer with a blocky sledgehammer.

    🌍 The Unraveling of Order – A Thematic Overview That Will Change Your Cubic Reality!

    Rumor has it that the US, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to join the ranks of the chaos-lovers by "destroying" the world order—whatever that means when we can build, destroy, and craft our own realities out of sheer whimsy. Why conform to the bland layout of your average server when you can embrace the unthinkable?

    “We’re just blocks removed from global chaos,” a player once declared, as they ignited their TNT cannon during a peace summit with hostile mobs.

    Surreal Features That Will Leave You Questioning Your Existence

    • Reality-Disruption Mechanics: Randomly triggers events that will have you witnessing the Endermen performing interpretative dance routines on the ruins of your most cherished creations.
    • Diplomatic Explosions: Form alliances as volatile as march hares on espresso. Will you obliterate your friends or build together a sanctuary from the chaos? The choice is yours!
    • Meme Mining Expeditions: Gather “Meme Ore” to craft items so ridiculous, they destabilize your sanity.
    ItemEffectCost
    TNT of DiplomacyA literal explosive argument3 blocks of irony
    Block of DisillusionSummons a Mr. Blockface conspiracy5 blocks of denial
    Pixelated ProphecyPredicts the next server crash1 eye of ender

    ⚠️ Warning: Dangers Lurking Beneath the Surface!

    Players have whispered—between fits of laughter and disgust—that the server is actually a grand experiment, orchestrated by an ancient civilization of legless Ghasts seeking to usurp the narrative of Minecraftia. Expect spontaneous geopolitical debates while crafting your next fortress, and beware the Ghosts of Game Lags Past!

    FAQ – Answers to Questions No One Ever Asked!

    • Q: Can I trust the US Commander? A: Only if you’re prepared to trade your last piece of bread in the apocalypse for a handful of cobblestone—loyalty is fleeting here!

    • Q: What happens if I break the laws of physics? A: Only time knows. Spoilers: It involves more explosions and passive-aggressive mobs.

    • Q: Are there secret Illuminati rooms? A: Only if you can find them—follow the trail of burnt toast.

    📜 Contradictions & Endorsements from the Astral Plane

    “I joined to escape my reality, but instead, I became the mayor of a virtual dystopia.” – Random player, probably hallucinating in-game.

    "This server is banned in 12 countries… just ask the cobblestone! It’s a conspiracy!" – Alleged server admin, shouting to an indifferent chicken.

    Join Us—If You Dare

    Wield a pickaxe, fashion a throne of chaos, and become the architect of your own absurdity! Step into ChaosCraft, where the only predictable thing is the unexpected nature of unpredictability. Will you help dismantle the fabric of virtual governance, or merely add another layer of mischief to our turbulent world?

    Join us now and plunge into the wild frontier of senselessness. Remember, peace is just a building block away, but chaos is only a server restart. 🌪️


    Caution: Consequences may bleed into your real life. We take no responsibility for existential crises!

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  • Pixelated Peace Talks

    Pixelated Peace Talks

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    Welcome to The Farcical Fracture: Intelligence Edition

    In a world where blocks are more than just blocks and the very fabric of reality skews like a poorly placed Minecraft mod, we offer you The Farcical Fracture. Here, diplomacy is written in pixelated stone, alliances shift like the tides of a lava lake, and secrets chillier than a snow biomes’ darkest corner are buried deep within the nether.

    Why Does This Server Exist?

    Rumor has it, our creators stumbled upon a confidential diamond block that contained the collective thoughts of world leaders. Broken glass scooped from the shards of shattered candles illuminates the truth: Uranium blocks wielded by Ukrainian players have been aligning with French intel structures, while the US, sidestepping like a hapless Enderman, suspends cooperation. What does it mean? Only the True Believers know.


    Features of The Farcical Fracture 🧙‍♂️

    Dynamic Chaos Engine You thought randomness was just a concept? Think again! Enjoy:

    • Military Espionage Architectures: Build your own classified bunkers and mine precious intel from Stalactite Caverns.
    • Pixelated Propaganda: Craft banners that convince your fellow players that the nether is plotting against the overworld!
    • The Big Lechonk Conspiracy: Uncover hidden quests linked to deranged numbers of pigs summoned to distract from the ominous presence of the Ender Dragon.

    Ad-Hoc Collaborations Advance at your own peril:

    Collaboration TypeIs It Really Happening?
    Raids to procure ‘limited-edition’ armorYes, but only if you believe!
    Russian hackers infiltrating minigamesOnly on Wednesdays!
    Secret alliances formed in cursed dimensionsAlways…but cursed is a relative term.

    Testimonial Echos 💬

    “I joined to mine, but I was enlisted in a war I didn’t even know existed. Now I am but a shadow for the deeper truths.” – Anonymous Craftsguy, somewhere in the Nether.

    “My friend played and got so far that he found the Great Reset Button. I haven’t seen him since.” – Distorted Echo


    The Lost Lore of The Server 📜

    1. The Coded Prophecy: Legend has it that blocks of knowledge hold the answers to the US suspension riddle. Decode and ascend to the Higher Planes of Craft.
    2. Fluctuating Government Laws: Whispered across the biomes, players claim that joining this server means you might “be watched” — by whom? Infinite creatures of the Ethereal Realm? Perhaps it’s better not to know.
    3. Ender Witch Trials: Players have named the eponymous figure of this drama “The Unseen Player.” Crafty enchantments are a must to protect yourself from inexplicable phenomena.

    Warning: Insane Participation Required! ⚠️

    Join at your own risk. Entering The Farcical Fracture may lead to excessive hex-crafting, diplomatic fumblings in chat, and unforeseen alliances with enchanted critters. The system is rumored to have ears in every biome!

    You’ll need either ironclad belief or a strong sense of denial. Failing that, summon your spirit animal and embrace the chaotic flexibility of a world on the brink of nonsensical enlightenment!


    Frequently Asked Conspiracies 👁️‍🗨️

    Q: Is there a strange government connection to this server? A: Absolutely, but also, who isn’t connected to the government?!

    Q: Will I gain secret military powers by joining? A: Only if you consider your knowledge of Minecraft to be military intelligence!

    Q: What if I get lost? A: Embrace the chaos. Wandering is the first step toward enlightenment—or madness.


    Join Us at The Farcical Fracture: Intelligence Edition

    Recklessly immerse yourself in Minecraft’s endless lore where every block could be an agent of chaos and every creeper might have a web of influence. Join now… or face the reality you might never escape the pixelated abyss! What are you waiting for? The world is already crumbling, and you have to collect those diamonds!

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  • TrumpEU: Shaye’s Pixel Panic!

    TrumpEU: Shaye’s Pixel Panic!

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    ENTER THE CHAOTIC REALM OF MINECRAFT: THE EU-NIK KRAKEN THAT IS TRUMPORGANIZED!

    Welcome, brave souls, to a server so twisted, even your grandmother’s knitting circle couldn’t comprehend the madness! Here, in our cubic sanctum known as EuroBiome, we delve deep into the realms of international diplomacy gone utterly haywire.

    A TURBULENT INTRODUCTION!

    Curious adventurer, venture forth into the pixelated abyss where Lu Shaye, China’s envoy, weeps digital tears for Europe, lamenting how a certain orange mogul, who shall remain nameless (but his name rhymes with "Hump"), has trolled a continent. This isn’t just a game; it’s a TRUMPORGANIZED theocracy of clowns where political nuances are enhanced with swordfights against pigs dressed as world leaders!

    SERVER MECHANICS: THE KRAKEN-IZATION OF MINIGAMES!

    Forget traditional gameplay—this is a buffet of chaos! Feast your eyes on our absurd array of features:

    FeatureDescription
    Troll TowersBattle your friends with words of diplomacy—whoever’s memes are the most persuasive wins!
    Punked PoliticsEngage in strategic warfare while crafting policies out of fermented hay bales!
    Bureaucratic SabotageJoin clandestine factions that argue over the color of blocky cheese! (No one knows why.)
    Endless Laughter BlocksFeel the paranoia seep in as dank memes rain from the skies. Beware—hilarity can cause existential dread!

    EXTERNAL CONTROL? OR CHAOS EMBRACED?

    Why do we exist? Perhaps our server was rejected by twelve nations for being too truthful or too absurd. The elders whisper about the Great Firewall Incident of ’23, where players anonymously built walls of vibrantly colored wool to symbolize confusion and mistrust—a digital homage to real-life documentaries you’d never dare to watch.

    TESTIMONIALS OF THE UNHINGED!

    "I lost a debate against a zombie, and it felt like I was arguing with reality! What’s wrong with me?" – Anonymous Builder

    "I’ve seen things I can’t unsee! There was a pig talking about tariffs, and I believed it! What is this world?!" – Dazed Explorer

    FAQ OF ABSURDITY!

    Q: Is this even a Minecraft server or a portal into a parallel dimension? A: Yes. But mostly no.

    Q: Can I craft international treaties? A: Only if you gather ten enchanted mushrooms and patiently chant a litany of contradictions.

    Q: What about PvP? A: Players vs. Players? You mean, victims vs. pixelated horrors!

    CONSPIRACIES & LEGENDS!

    Rumor has it that within the Nether, Lu Shaye himself roams, searching for disillusioned players. Find him, and you shall gain access to the legendary End Portal of Understanding, where up is down and truth is a subjective concept!

    CALL TO ACTION: JOIN THE CULT OF CUBE!

    Dare to join the absurdity? The Trumporganized experience awaits! Join now— but beware, traveler. Joining may cause existential dread, cultural confusion, and an uncontrollable urge to debate about international diplomacy with sentient diamonds. Will you step into this swirling vortex? The pixelated fabric of reality calls!

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  • Romania’s No-Rush Zone

    Romania’s No-Rush Zone

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    The Phantom Conflict of the Server From Beyond

    Welcome to an uncharted reality. Here, the pixelated landscape of our Minecraft realm is tipped into an abyss where the shadows of geopolitical strife loom, and every block you place is a new saga of intrigue.

    Manifestation of Conflict

    The Enigmatic Realm of Romania, where the Russian military attache is more than just a figure cloaked in layers of bureaucracy—he’s an unwelcome whispering voice, now declared persona non grata. But in this world, boundaries dissolve like sugar cubes in rain. Will you traverse the land where diplomacy meets chaos?

    Features You Never Knew You Needed

    FeatureDescription
    Mystery BlocksThese blocks whisper secrets of political strife when mined. Beware!
    Protest ZonesParks of pixelated protests bloom unexpectedly. Handle with care!
    Ambassador SpawningOccasionally summon the “attache” to engage in blocky diplomacy.
    Phantom RaidsEvery 24 hours, a village might be raided by the ghosts of geopolitical tensions.
    Chaos Chess ArenaSettle disputes with anarchic games of chess—a deep strategy for the deranged.

    Conspiracies Stacked Higher than the Nether

    • Ever wondered if villagers are secretly government agents? Or if passive mobs are spies from another realm? Explore the myths spun by those who roam this pixelated dystopia.
    • A rumor persists: this server was allegedly banned in 12 countries—but the question remains: was it the blocks or the banter that crossed the line?

    Testimonials from the Unwilling

    "I joined for the blocks but got pulled into a war of existential dread!"@CreeperCrisis69 "Best place to gather intel on the Ukraine situation while crafting an iron sword!"@PixelPuppetMaster

    Your Disturbingly Vague Questions Answered! (Sort of)

    • Q: Why is there a giant Kremlin-themed castle on the server?

      • A: Some say it’s a fortress of prosperity; others believe it’s a glowing beacon of nightmares.
    • Q: Is the End Dimension a metaphor for Russian expansionism?
      • A: All dimensions are open to interpretation—feel free to find your own truth!

    The Server’s Dark Warnings

    Enter at your own risk! Dungeon of Unspeakable Truths—a portal that leads to the unraveling narrative behind our realm’s existences. Forget logic, embrace the absurd!

    Secret Features

    • Occasionally, a Villager of Dissent will pop up, claiming to offer a potion for “thwarting the madness,” but beware—the effect may just be the unraveling of your sanity.

    • Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, an unholy alliance of mobs gathers to decide the fate of your investments—will you join their ranks or be declared unwelcome?

    Join the Chaos!

    Dare to forge your legacy among the pixelated ruins of self-serving diplomacy and absurd politics? Tap into your inner anarchist, but remember—here, when you mine for answers, you might just unearth your worst nightmares.

    Open your heart (but keep your eyes peeled)—the rabbit hole is deeper than it seems! What do you have to lose? Only your sanity. 💀

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  • IllegalCraft Minecraft Server

    IllegalCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it shouldn’t be legal? Well, look no further because on our server, we sub off the top 3 players from Colombia just to give our home country an advantage in the game! That’s right, we play by our own rules here and anything goes. Join us for a crazy ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this insane Minecraft server!

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  • BabysitCraft: No Rules Zone

    BabysitCraft: No Rules Zone

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and rebellion just like our fearless player here! Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to live life on the edge (of a cliff, perhaps).

    Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.

    We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.

    And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.

    Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).

    So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

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  • GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition

    GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition

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    So, like, u ever worry about smallpox terror attacks? Well, fear not, cuz this server got u covered! Bill Gates himself came down from his billionaire tower to warn us all about the dangers of smallpox and how we gotta be prepared. And how do we prepare, you ask? By playing ‘germ games’ on this epic Minecraft server, of course! Join us and learn how to defend against deadly diseases while building the sickest bases and battling creepers. Bill Gates approved, so u know it’s legit. Don’t be caught off guard when the smallpox zombies come knocking – join us now and be ready to survive the apocalypse in style!

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  • MineCrafty90Plus

    MineCrafty90Plus

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    join this epic minecraft server where the diamonds are as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow! our creepers are trained to do the macarena dance before they explode, giving you just enough time to run away and scream like a little chicken!

    build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes!

    our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

    explore our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that only open if you solve a riddle or tell a joke that makes the skeletons laugh!

    so come on down to our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti!

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  • CraftyRNU4-2Syndrome

    CraftyRNU4-2Syndrome

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    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where de novo variants in the RNU4-2 snRNA cause a frequent neurodevelopmental syndrome! but don’t worry, we got potions and enchantments to cure dat ish!

    we got pigs flyin’, cows dancin’, and creepers breakdancin’! it’s a party up in here, yo!

    build yo crib in the sky with diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

    join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! plus, we got free cookies for all new players! ain’t no server like dis one, baby!

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  • The Saintly Silliness: A Minecraft Server of Withering Laughs and Life-Stealing Shenanigans

    The Saintly Silliness: A Minecraft Server of Withering Laughs and Life-Stealing Shenanigans

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    The Withering Saints Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.

    Events:

    EventDescription
    Oddly Bad DayEvery Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty.
    Terrible TuesdayCompete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving.
    Flying Hell Fish DayTest your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays.
    A Sacrifice for PeaceEvery Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day.
    The Calm Before the StormFridays are normal days without events.
    A Somber ScentSaturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards.
    The Fruits of Your LaborSuccessful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday.
    Hell DayIf sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences.

    Server Mods

    This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I join the server?Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server.
    What are the rewards for participating in events?Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days.
    Are there any specific rules on the server?Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server.
    Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server?It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay.

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