WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!
JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!
we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, but watch out for those sneaky players trying to scam you! and don’t forget about our insane mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “creeper dodgeball.”
if you’re looking for a server with non-stop action and drama, then look no further! join us now and see if you can survive the madness.
WE HAVE SO MANY WACKY MINIGAMES LIKE “HIDE AND SEEK WITH A TWIST” WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIND THE HIDDEN PLAYERS BUT THEY’RE DISGUISED AS LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS!
ALSO, OUR SURVIVAL WORLD IS LIKE NO OTHER, FILLED WITH SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!
PLUS, OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE EPIC, YOU’LL BE BUILDING A GIANT LLAMA RIDING A RAINBOW INTO SPACE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH FLYING PIGS!
SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT ALBERTO FUJIMORI AND HIS SHENANIGANS!
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.
our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!
join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.
come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!
